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I think we all can remember a time when Britney Spears was as innocent as Sean Bell after a bachelor party, but since she”s been dinning with the devil and dancing with the queen of obscene, she seems to have forgetting some of her Mickey Mouse oaths and lost a few of her southern virtues.

While out partying solo, newly singled Britney looked like she had a few naughty thoughts in her mind as she mixing it up inside with a few friends for her 25th birthday celebration over the weekend. Brit had some champagne, blew out a few candles, ate some cake, and gave photogs a few upskirt shots (Pictures after the jump) before she retired to her vehicle.

And we all thought that Christina Aguilera was the bad one when she did her “Dirrty” thing, but it would seem that ever since the VMA”s when Madonna kissed X-Tina and Brit some of their sluttiness was transferred over to Spears. Cause ever since that night she’s been on a downward spiral of unprotected sex, divorce, sex tape scandals, and of course the Vag Smile. Man has it been awesome!!! Move over Slutstina, there a new slore in town.

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New photos from yesterdays post of Britney Spears getting into Paris Hilton“s car with out any underwear on were released today and although Paris asked the photographers “[Not] be perverts” when they tried to lower thier cameras to the ground in an attempt to get some photos of her hoo-hoo, the pictures still caught the newly single pop princess” glory hole and a not so little c section scar.

It would appear Christmas came early to the Berverly Hills Hotel, as Ho, Ho, Ho, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan all pack them selfs into Hilton”s Mercades. I like the council Britney decided to go with for her “come back” publicity tour. I”m sure Paris is just whispering into her ear “Sex tape… That’s how you get famous again, just look at me. Thats what I did and look how awesome I am now.”, then you got Lohan in her other ear saying, “Nah you want fame, just flash the paparazzi my famous pose… The “ol vag smile. Do that once or twice a month and your golden”.

But who knows, they”re probably right I mean look your reading this aren”t you. So maybe this is exactly what Britney needs to get her ass back in to the public”s eye.
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