Here”s some proof that the video does not exist.

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/21/there-is-no-sex-tape/

There definitely is, or at least was, a “private” tape, because there is no way a couple records every minute of their “Newlywed” lives with out getting at least a little “explicit” material on camera. I mean through out the “Chaotic” episodes that made it to air, Britney continually talks about having, and wanting sex, even going as far as to explain how good Kevin is in the bed. So there is no doubt in my mind that the two filmed some sort of sexual activity. But most likely, especially with the hype of a “Sex Tape” so high right now, Britney if she hasn’t erased and burned any remnant of the video by now, then she is desperately trying to get it back from Kevin.

Although those pictures of her with Paris, a master of turning a good Sex Tape into years of publicity, does open the question: “Is she looking for consul on what to do and what not to do with a feature film release?” Perhaps Britney is asking her what she would have done differently or what she is glad she did do when Paris”s tape was released to the public. More importantly if there was a tape and it was definitely going to be leaked by someone somewhere and Britney did know about it, then appearing public with the “One Night In Paris” star would DEFINITALY be the BEST idea to strike up publicity, get the Blogs a talking, and more importantly create one hell of a market for the distribution of the tape.

Because of the pregnancy Britney”s sexy image has been tarnished with photos of her naturally gained weight on every tabloid, magazine, blog, and E! Television special for the past couple of years. The best way for Britney to get back on track and re-ignite that amazing sex appeal she was embraced for earlier in her career, and raise that edgy envelope that she has always been known to do, is to release the pre-preggo tape to the public.

Before Britney Spears, thinking or even talking about Catholic school girls as being hot, sexy, or even appealing at all was extremely taboo for the American public. Not to mention her 2000 VMA performance where she stripped off her cloths or even better her 2003 MTV VMA performance when she make out with another female at an award ceremony, something that was completely unheard of until she pushed that bar and raised the level of television acceptability. So a sex tape would only be following in her designed recipe for success.

But then again she does have two kids now, and what kind of example would that set, so I guess we”ll just have to wait and see.

Few more Brit and Paris pics after the jump.
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“She reclines the seat and gets back in. Skip ahead…there is some more sweet talk, then some more rustling, then they start kissing and so forth. THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard capped off by the words “Yeah, cum”. Then we spotted our boss approaching and the recording abruptly stops there.”

Now the owner of the site never goes on to reveal who the young hollywood star is, stating that they are waiting until they receive “some legal advice”, but they do add a clue at the bottom of the page by saying “For those that wanted a hint (infer what you will from this):” and added a red letter “A” underneath. Which of course can only mean one thing… “The Scarlet Letter” (read a Book once in a while). As in Joe Costner, Kevin Costner“s son who played the Letter Boy in the historic blockbuster hit movie “The Postman”? No you stupid f*ckin artards, its The Scarlet Letter as in Scarlett Johansson the famous hollywood starlet who is “a regular in US Weekly, [and receives] high seven figure salary per film.”.

Since the people over at Scenesfromacar haven”t posted any proof that there actually is any real audio, oh except for the thumbnail picture taken by a phone of the alleged car, we”re going to call bullsh*t on this one. But don”t worry you don”t have to wait until they cash in their golden ticket to see Scarlett getting hot and heavy in a car… Just check out this deleted clip of Ms. Johansson getting finger blasted in the 2004 movie “A Love Song For Bobby Long“, the bonus Gif is also from the same movie.

*Credit Goes To Gifster For The Gif
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