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Because of Despite all the controversy over her drug relapses, stories of poor work habits, boyfriend thieving, vaginal flashes, nipple pops, and side boobage, paparazzi princess Lindsay Lohan has managed to grace the cover of GQ magazine for next month’s “Love, Sex and Madness” issue, an issue that broke record sales last year with their “Virgin” story on model Adriana Lima.

Last year GQ proclaimed Lohan “Obsession of the Year” when the fashionable men’s magazine chose her for their August cover, pictures as well as a behind-the-scenes clip from that revealing issue can be found Here. The magazine, pleased with the response the issue brought, released an even sexier set of outtake photos last December.

April’s 2007 issue is expected to hit stands March 27th, where inside readers can expect an intimate Lohan interview that was actually originally conducted while the “Mean Girls” star was still recovering in rehab [Source].

If any of you ever wondered exactly why Scarlett still receives these leading roles, and actual actresses like Claire Danes, Mena Suvari, Alyson Hannigan and Julia Stiles are pushed to the curb, forced to dance around in Gap commercials to pay their bills, look no farther then this clip featuring Hollywood’s most sought after sovereign, and their less talented accompanied associate Scarlett Johansson, receiving national attention and praise by simply walking around in an over exposing dress with out the confinement of a necessary brassier.

Check out the screen captured image we choose to use in this post, notice exactly where EVERYONE’S stair is focused on. No ones excited to be in the presence of an accomplished actress, they are merely enjoying the free side boob peep show. To make it in Hollywood you need two things… It rymes with zits and is certainly not skill and experience.

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Exclusive captured images from 7th Heaven starlet Jessica Biel’s latest theatrical thriller ‘Next’, reveals a few excitingly disappointing situations.

From what I’ve been able to conclude from it’s trailer using my official VH1 T.S.C. (Trailer Scene Investigator) kit, Cris Johnson played by over the hill action star Nicolas Cage has the ability to see into his own future, a talent that has warranted the attention of the United States government. After escaping the government’s clutches, thanks to some idiot leaving a women in charge of keeping the worlds most eminent person confined, and trying to prevent a nuclear disaster, Cris finds his gal pal played by Ms.Biel (whose 18-years younger then him in real life) strapped with enough dynamite to exhaust JJ “Dyn-O-Mite” Walker. Now Cris has to find the correct path that keeps him out of government captivity, stops an imminent terrorist attack, and allows him to keep bumping ugliest with Jeter’s left over’s.

Although the movies screen captured images (Pictures After The Jump) are so sultry that they could make it into Celebri-Net’s esteemed logo, with an advisory rating of PG-13 we know Cage is going to save the day, and Jessica’s no-nudity clause percentage at 100 you can expect to see more skin at a PETA rally then on J-Biel in this flick.

What I don’t understand is if Nicholas can see into the future, why he doesn’t know that once he beds this beauty, that the divinely unobtainable bedding isn’t as sexually satisfying as it is painfully belittling and shamefully humiliating. If he just works his little magic on the roulette table, and lets the chick get blown up, he’ll avoid losing his fading dignity when he is put through the overpowering, and submissively degrading, dominated positions he’ll be forced into by the she-man butch beasest known as Biel.

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A runway at the ultra exclusive hot spot Social Hollywood on the prestigious Sunset Blvd. in Los Angeles became a bowling lane of embracement Wednesday night when saucy sex symbol Carmen Electra and “Days of Our Lives” actress Alison Sweeney both took a hard hitting fall as they took their runway walk at Max Factor Salutes Hollywood Fashion Show benefiting the ‘Clothes Off Our Backs’ charity.

You could see the concentration on Carmen’s face as she carefully combats the dangerous black sheer walkway, testing her high heel proficiency with steps of perfect precisions and focus, all while satisfying the crowd and cameras with a supermodel staring ruse and convincingly coy smile. Electra almost made it all the way through the gauntlet of humiliation, but just steps before victory while she looked down, almost knowingly of her future blog bashing fate, Carmen took a undoubtedly bruise inducing fall that would make even the Jackest of Asses cringe in horror.

Like the sexy experienced lady that she is, Carmen Electra took her fall with grace and was able to finish her journey with dignity in hand and an ovation in ear, which unfortunately actress Alison Sweeney was not so lucky to leave with. Alison came out to help Carmen up from her spill and slipped on the same track that had the serendipitous honor of feeling Carmen’s fit fanny just moments earlier, but unlike the graceful Electra, Ali took her penalty with a clumsiness of a scared dog on ice and an awkwardness that followed the rest of her shameful walk down embarrassment blvd.

After the twin toppling tragedy the two women took, celebrities like Denise Richards, Kristin Cavallari, and Kristin Bell opted to walk the runway with heels in hand rather then rear on floor.

Clip of Carmen’s and Alison’s fall as well as pictures of Denise, Cavallari, and Bell with their shoes in their hand After the Jump.

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A few has been actors, singers, and reality nerds get together for a new Celeb-Reality show called “Armed and Famous”. The show follows celebrities Erik Estrada, La Toya Jackson, Jack Osbourne, Trish Stratus and Wee Man as they train to become sworn police officers for the Muncie, Indiana police department. Only in order to become an official police officer, trainees must endure a 250,000 volt shock from one of the department”s standard issued tasers.

Video of Some Of The Celebs Getting Shocked After The Jump.

Credit Goes to CelebrityHoneys.com for the Find
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More pictures from Alba”s come back bikini tour from Tuesday”s post. This set mostly features Jessica Alba“s undoubtedly best ASSets.

Albanian salad nice, fresh and ready for a good tossing, I bet you wouldn”t mind sticking a thumb or two up that bad boy…
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A candid captured dormant Jessica Alba who became world famous for her bathing suit body and paparazzi beach photos, finally resurfaced again yesterday almost perfectly in sync with the release of the new Fantastic Four movie trailer.

So falling right into Alba’s publicists’ plan, we”ve posted up the trailer for “Fantastic Four - The Rise of the Silver Surfer” for any of you other tools out there. I know you might hear me say this a lot, I guess I”m just a sucker for trailers, but this preview looks pretty good. With the addition of a new Marvel character, especially one of Silver Surfer”s caliber and fame, as well as the compelling dynamic of an Invisible Women and Stretchy Man marriage, this new sequel promises to give audiences a fulfilling 2 hours. Quite unlike ruthless dictator Saddam Hussein’s quick and torture less execution.

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Obviously jealous of Jessica Biel stealing the spotlight recently with her Playing With Balls photos, and definitely offended at our comments about how we felt J-Biel should have taken the “06 Best Jess Poll, “Fantastic” beach bottom beauty Jessica Alba hit the waters with her own ball and gave her best appeal to just why she”s above all the rest.

Alba was seen wearing a strapless bikini that seem to perfectly accent her protruding nipples and barely cover her flawless fanny, while throwing the old pig skin around in the clear blue waters of Miami. The event seemed almost as a mock of fellow Jess”s recent paparazzi beach pictures where the 7th Heaven starlet Biel was photographed playing racket ball and sporting a double strapped white two piece bathing suit.

You never really know how much you miss something until you get a little taste of it again. I remember a time when I would wake up early like a prepubescent child on Christmas morning and dash to the computer to get a glimpse of the newest Alba paparazzi beach photos, as they seemed to be new and more revealing photo”s almost on a daily basis of her picking wedges, on all fours, and making sweet passionate love in the ocean.

Now here we are a few months later and I”m making anorexic jokes and bad mouthing the “Sin City” stripper, I feel like Britney Spear”s children, just cause their parents haven’t been around lately doesn’t mean they”re not awesome. I”m sure as soon as she is done drinking and flashing her vag around all night long Britney”s there burping goodnight cosmo kisses and tucking them in to bed. And I”m positive that when Kevin”s finished whooping John Cena”s ass in Florida, he’s home just in time to tell them how much he cares. Sorry Alba for ever doubting your hotness.

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Perhaps someone might be able to enlighten me as to why J-Biel came in 2nd in our “Best Jess” Poll, getting beaten by that twig of an actress Jessica Alba? I put up more animated gifs of Biel, and even included a link to her nude pictorial for Gear Magazine, and you guys still didn”t pick her? I believe either a recount is in order, or some of your might want to throat slap your optometrist and personally upgrade your glasses prescription, because as evidence by these pictures of Biel playing beach racket ball in a tiny white 2-piece, she is obviously the hottest, and most fit of the four contestants.
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