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Publicity princess Paris Hilton stars as a South Beach University sorority president, who puts the latest group of freshmen pledges through a series of grueling and humiliating tasks to prove that they are worthy of acceptance. This clip, taken from the movie “Pledge This!“, features Paris dressing in an arousing red laced two piece lingerie night gown and waking her less then attractive pledges for another fun filled day beginning with a little “sexual exercise”.

Hmmm, Paris teaching her less popular underling followers how to become accepted through embarrassing set stunts, and overly obscene activities. Sounds like anyone we know? This movie is like some thing straight out of a Page 6 novel, it might have well been called “The Autobiography of the Come back Girls Britney, Lindsay and soon To Be Elisha“.

I”d rather tune into the real life propaganda filled escapades of Sorority house Iota Bea Sluta, with hen master Paris Hilton and pledges Britney Spears aka C-Scar, and Lindsay Lohan aka Slices-Self.

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Paris Hilton and her lesbian lover sister Nicky, were photographed showing some affectionate sisterly love in a limo following a Hugh Hefner Playboy Mansion party.

There”s really nothing else to say about these photos that hasn’t already been said a thousand times already through out the week (that’s what I get for posting two days late), except I show the same kind of love to my sis on the ride home after an extravagant fiesta, hosted by the worlds most famous philanderer. Only by “extravagant fiesta” I mean wings night at the local pub, and by “my sis” I mean that fat chick whose the only option left at the bar at 3am and who loses 10 pounds with each shot I take, but after two bottles of tequila and three deserving Donkey punches still looks like a bloated Rosie O’Donnell.

More Pictures After the Jump.

Continue reading “Paris Loves Her Sister… No I Mean She LOVES Her Sister”

Yesterday morning around 5am paparazzi photographers were given a tip by Elliot Mintz (Paris” Publicist) to go to the Beverly Hills Hotel [Source], where they unexpectedly found Britney Spears and Paris Hilton walking hand in hand retreating to Paris” car. While the photogs clicked away at the new BFFs, one of them asked Paris if she had actually hit Lindsay (a claim that Lohan had made earlier that night), to which she replied:

“No, ask her she”s right there. Lindsay [”Hey Babe” Lohan replied], tell them the truth.”

And directed the paparazzi attention away from the car to Elliot escorting the tabloid princess herself Lindsay Lohan to the vehicle. Lindsay then told cameras:

Paris never hit me, she”s my friend, everyone lies about everything. She”s a nice person. I love her, she’s my friend. Yes, were all friends… She never did that. She”s a good girl, she”s a nice person. I”ve known her since I was 15. Please, stop making it like we hate each other.

I like that “everyone lies about everything” comment Pinocchio made over there. That’s funny cause a camera filmed YOU claiming that “[Paris Hilton] hit me with a drink and she poured it all over me and it hurts and it”s not okay”(Video after the Jump). It’s hard to know your publishing “lies” when the person your writing about is the one who starts the allegation. Especially when your the one Lindsay who asked for a camera man to record a statement that you start off with saying “…And I “m saying this on tape”, in an effort to reinforce the fact that you wish to publicly declare the incident.

Lohan was obviously paid by Paris or Elliot, how else do you explain her quick change in a story she was so very adamant about just hours earlier? Not to mention that she is being paraded around like a walking talking Page Six article by Paris Hilton“s PUBLISIST!!! I mean first she called Paris a “c*nt” and a second later denied it, now she claimed that Paris hit her and immediately retracts that.

Either Lindsay is a really dumb girl with a drug addiction whose been taking a few more Xany bars then she should be and doesn’t remember every thing she says, or she’s a very intelligent business women who knows how to strike up publicity and immediately cash in on it. My bet is she”s proabably the first one, but either way she”s got me tuning in, this is like the Surreal Life but with a little more Surreal and a lot less Life.

Videos of Lindsay Claiming Paris Hit Her, and Then Saying That She Didn”t After The Jump. And Pictures of Britney Spears” Upskirt With No Panties From The Same Night Here.

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New photos from yesterdays post of Britney Spears getting into Paris Hilton“s car with out any underwear on were released today and although Paris asked the photographers “[Not] be perverts” when they tried to lower thier cameras to the ground in an attempt to get some photos of her hoo-hoo, the pictures still caught the newly single pop princess” glory hole and a not so little c section scar.

It would appear Christmas came early to the Berverly Hills Hotel, as Ho, Ho, Ho, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan all pack them selfs into Hilton”s Mercades. I like the council Britney decided to go with for her “come back” publicity tour. I”m sure Paris is just whispering into her ear “Sex tape… That’s how you get famous again, just look at me. Thats what I did and look how awesome I am now.”, then you got Lohan in her other ear saying, “Nah you want fame, just flash the paparazzi my famous pose… The “ol vag smile. Do that once or twice a month and your golden”.

But who knows, they”re probably right I mean look your reading this aren”t you. So maybe this is exactly what Britney needs to get her ass back in to the public”s eye.
Continue reading “*Update* Britney”s Hoo-Hoo”

I wasn’t exactly sure what to say about these pictures of Britney Spears, who is in the middle of a sex tape fiasco, and Paris Hilton, the girl who made a career off of her sex tape, together. Luckily PhreeCelebs, a very informed Celebri-natic and a mod for our forum, posted this in our Celebrity Gossip section concerning the pictures and the alleged Britney/Kevin sex tape.

Here”s some proof that the video does not exist.

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/21/there-is-no-sex-tape/

There definitely is, or at least was, a “private” tape, because there is no way a couple records every minute of their “Newlywed” lives with out getting at least a little “explicit” material on camera. I mean through out the “Chaotic” episodes that made it to air, Britney continually talks about having, and wanting sex, even going as far as to explain how good Kevin is in the bed. So there is no doubt in my mind that the two filmed some sort of sexual activity. But most likely, especially with the hype of a “Sex Tape” so high right now, Britney if she hasn’t erased and burned any remnant of the video by now, then she is desperately trying to get it back from Kevin.

Although those pictures of her with Paris, a master of turning a good Sex Tape into years of publicity, does open the question: “Is she looking for consul on what to do and what not to do with a feature film release?” Perhaps Britney is asking her what she would have done differently or what she is glad she did do when Paris”s tape was released to the public. More importantly if there was a tape and it was definitely going to be leaked by someone somewhere and Britney did know about it, then appearing public with the “One Night In Paris” star would DEFINITALY be the BEST idea to strike up publicity, get the Blogs a talking, and more importantly create one hell of a market for the distribution of the tape.

Because of the pregnancy Britney”s sexy image has been tarnished with photos of her naturally gained weight on every tabloid, magazine, blog, and E! Television special for the past couple of years. The best way for Britney to get back on track and re-ignite that amazing sex appeal she was embraced for earlier in her career, and raise that edgy envelope that she has always been known to do, is to release the pre-preggo tape to the public.

Before Britney Spears, thinking or even talking about Catholic school girls as being hot, sexy, or even appealing at all was extremely taboo for the American public. Not to mention her 2000 VMA performance where she stripped off her cloths or even better her 2003 MTV VMA performance when she make out with another female at an award ceremony, something that was completely unheard of until she pushed that bar and raised the level of television acceptability. So a sex tape would only be following in her designed recipe for success.

But then again she does have two kids now, and what kind of example would that set, so I guess we”ll just have to wait and see.

Few more Brit and Paris pics after the jump.
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The Hilton heiress packed some cuffs, some knee high stocking and a gun this year for her naught cop Halloween costume.
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Ok so I”ve had this “photoshopped” picture of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton post “Firecrotch War” having some girlie fun, for a couple of days now not knowing exactly what to do with it. So I”m going to turn it over to the people, with a little caption contest. So post a comment with a funny caption for this picture and, depending on the response, perhaps I”ll start giving away some prizes.
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Heres a video to go with yeasterdays post of Paris Hilton dancing around in a dress a couple sizes too short.
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Paris Hilton wore a rather revealing dress that repeatedly exposed her undies while she was partying it up on the dance floor. Check out what the security guard is looking at in the 6th picture.
Continue reading “Paris”s Revealing Dress”

Found a couple of video ad of everyone”s favorite D-Lister Paris Hilton bathing, and thought I”d share. The ads are for a German Yellow Book company called GoYellow.
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