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The nerve of this girl thinking that she can become famous with out going topless… Did Halle Berry say no when she was asked to have ridiculously hardcore sex with a skinny hillbilly? Heck no. Did Angelina Jolie tell producers that she was too famous to do a nude scene? Of course not. Did Pamela Anderson tell her publicist that her dignity was too important to have sex with a rock’n roll star and distribute the video? You damn right she didn’t! And now look at them: Hallie’s got and Oscar, Angelina has a whole mini-UN, and Pam’s got Hepatitis. Ok so Pam’s a bad example, but you get where I’m going with this…

Jealous of her fellow Brit Kelley Hazell getting all the attention and all the really good sex tape roles, Lucy finally gave in to the reality of what goes into being famous, and finally showed her natural 32G bust for the highest UK bidder, Nuts Magazine.

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I have no idea who Lucy Pinder is but according to wiki she dislikes “clowns (especially Pennywise from It), wasps and racism“. Oh, and is another one of Britain’s endless supply of big breasted Page 3 models, but with a minor exception… Unlike her fellow glamour models, Lucy never exposes any aurora for her photoshoots, apparently she’s notorious for Covering Her Nipples With Her Hands, and until now has never “posed” completely topless.

In an interview with Babe100.com Lucy revealed why she took so damn long to go topless:

“When I was ‘discovered’ on Bournemouth beach, the thought of going straight into topless modeling was pretty daunting, I’ve never had a problem with it or the girls who did it, but the way the whole thing came about with me was so sudden. I had an offer from The Sun to go and do a Page 3 shoot and then the Daily Star invited me todo a glamour shoot that wouldn’t require going fully topless,so I decided to take The Star up on their offer to ease me in gently! After the response to my first shoot they offered me a contract and I started getting a lot of attention and interest because I wasn’t doing fully topless, so I just decided to keep with it. It was never planned as a marketing tool but turned out to, at least, give me a different angle to the other girls. It’s so funny to see people debating it, ‘maybe she hasn’t got nipples! Maybe she has three! I’m pretty certain I will do at least one topless shoot in my career – if only to prove I do have two very nice, normal nipples!!”

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So their you have it, Lucy’s preference to not pose topless “was never planned as a marketing tool”, and the fact that her 2006 Official Calendar launched right around the “accidental” paparazzi photos of her and fellow Page 3 girl Sophie Howard conveniently enjoying some topless tanning on a beach was simply a coincidence.

Well I suppose you can only live off of your perfect smile, ginormous breasts, and petite figure, for so long before you have to tap into your dignity bank, pawn off your pride pension, and sell a little bit more of your body to pay off your Lamborghini bills and oxycotton tabs.

NSFW Pictures from the spread after the jump.

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