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Because of Despite all the controversy over her drug relapses, stories of poor work habits, boyfriend thieving, vaginal flashes, nipple pops, and side boobage, paparazzi princess Lindsay Lohan has managed to grace the cover of GQ magazine for next month’s “Love, Sex and Madness” issue, an issue that broke record sales last year with their “Virgin” story on model Adriana Lima.

Last year GQ proclaimed Lohan “Obsession of the Year” when the fashionable men’s magazine chose her for their August cover, pictures as well as a behind-the-scenes clip from that revealing issue can be found Here. The magazine, pleased with the response the issue brought, released an even sexier set of outtake photos last December.

April’s 2007 issue is expected to hit stands March 27th, where inside readers can expect an intimate Lohan interview that was actually originally conducted while the “Mean Girls” star was still recovering in rehab [Source].

If you enjoyed the scans of “Mean Girls” star Lindsay Lohan from GQ”s August 2006 magazine entitled “Girl Gone Wild” then you”ll loves these new and improved pictures from the photo shoot.

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Yesterday morning around 5am paparazzi photographers were given a tip by Elliot Mintz (Paris” Publicist) to go to the Beverly Hills Hotel [Source], where they unexpectedly found Britney Spears and Paris Hilton walking hand in hand retreating to Paris” car. While the photogs clicked away at the new BFFs, one of them asked Paris if she had actually hit Lindsay (a claim that Lohan had made earlier that night), to which she replied:

“No, ask her she”s right there. Lindsay [”Hey Babe” Lohan replied], tell them the truth.”

And directed the paparazzi attention away from the car to Elliot escorting the tabloid princess herself Lindsay Lohan to the vehicle. Lindsay then told cameras:

Paris never hit me, she”s my friend, everyone lies about everything. She”s a nice person. I love her, she’s my friend. Yes, were all friends… She never did that. She”s a good girl, she”s a nice person. I”ve known her since I was 15. Please, stop making it like we hate each other.

I like that “everyone lies about everything” comment Pinocchio made over there. That’s funny cause a camera filmed YOU claiming that “[Paris Hilton] hit me with a drink and she poured it all over me and it hurts and it”s not okay”(Video after the Jump). It’s hard to know your publishing “lies” when the person your writing about is the one who starts the allegation. Especially when your the one Lindsay who asked for a camera man to record a statement that you start off with saying “…And I “m saying this on tape”, in an effort to reinforce the fact that you wish to publicly declare the incident.

Lohan was obviously paid by Paris or Elliot, how else do you explain her quick change in a story she was so very adamant about just hours earlier? Not to mention that she is being paraded around like a walking talking Page Six article by Paris Hilton“s PUBLISIST!!! I mean first she called Paris a “c*nt” and a second later denied it, now she claimed that Paris hit her and immediately retracts that.

Either Lindsay is a really dumb girl with a drug addiction whose been taking a few more Xany bars then she should be and doesn’t remember every thing she says, or she’s a very intelligent business women who knows how to strike up publicity and immediately cash in on it. My bet is she”s proabably the first one, but either way she”s got me tuning in, this is like the Surreal Life but with a little more Surreal and a lot less Life.

Videos of Lindsay Claiming Paris Hit Her, and Then Saying That She Didn”t After The Jump. And Pictures of Britney Spears” Upskirt With No Panties From The Same Night Here.

Continue reading “Lohan”s Been Payed Off By Paris”

New photos from yesterdays post of Britney Spears getting into Paris Hilton“s car with out any underwear on were released today and although Paris asked the photographers “[Not] be perverts” when they tried to lower thier cameras to the ground in an attempt to get some photos of her hoo-hoo, the pictures still caught the newly single pop princess” glory hole and a not so little c section scar.

It would appear Christmas came early to the Berverly Hills Hotel, as Ho, Ho, Ho, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan all pack them selfs into Hilton”s Mercades. I like the council Britney decided to go with for her “come back” publicity tour. I”m sure Paris is just whispering into her ear “Sex tape… That’s how you get famous again, just look at me. Thats what I did and look how awesome I am now.”, then you got Lohan in her other ear saying, “Nah you want fame, just flash the paparazzi my famous pose… The “ol vag smile. Do that once or twice a month and your golden”.

But who knows, they”re probably right I mean look your reading this aren”t you. So maybe this is exactly what Britney needs to get her ass back in to the public”s eye.
Continue reading “*Update* Britney”s Hoo-Hoo”

Everyone in hollywood is trying to do the new Lohan, from model Jordan to “Love Island” winner Bianca Gascoigne, now even Britney Spears is doing it. Over the weekend while out with her new BFF Paris Hilton, Britney was caught with her skirt up and panties off. But always the innovator, Britney”s apparently put a little Mischa Barton twist into her vaginal exposé. Thats because in all the photos the paparazzi took of Spears getting into her vehicle wearing no panties, her hoo-hoo has miraculously disappeared.

As most of you know, we posted up The O.C.“s Mischa Barton“s “topless” scene recently, and she pulled the same hoo-hoo-dini trick with her nipples. Oh and Jenny don”t think we didn”t notice you posted OUR video on your site and deleting the added “Uploaded by Celebri-Net” tag at the bottom, not cool, definitely not cool… I expect this kind of deception from Todd, but not from you Jennifer… You broke my heart Jenny-Jen-Jen, you broke my heart. But its nice to know you can read our blog, steal our content, and deficate on our logo, but you can”t return any of our obsessive, fanatical, stalkish e-mails, phonecalls, text messages, Myspace comments, or late night taps on your bedroom window… Your like a female version of Screech, we give you nothing but love, and you Sh*t on us… Oh and I”m still waiting on that 12×10 autographed photo I requested back in Febuary.?.?(Inside Joke)

Pictures from the nights as well as a video of the two partying after the jump.
Continue reading “Britney Pulls a Lohan… but with a Mischa twist”

Everyone in hollywood is trying to do the new Lohan, from model Jordan to “Love Island” winner Bianca Gascoigne, now even Britney Spears is doing it. Over the weekend while out with her new BFF Paris Hilton, Britney was caught with her skirt up and panties off. But always the innovator, Britney”s apparently put a little Mischa Barton twist into her vaginal exposé. Thats because in all the photos the paparazzi took of Spears getting into her vehicle wearing no panties, her hoo-hoo has miraculously disappeared.

As most of you know, we posted up The O.C.“s Mischa Barton“s “topless” scene recently, and she pulled the same hoo-hoo-dini trick with her nipples. Oh and Jenny don”t think we didn”t notice you posted OUR video on your site and deleting the added “Uploaded by Celebri-Net” tag at the bottom, not cool, definitely not cool… I expect this kind of deception from Todd, but not from you Jennifer… You broke my heart Jenny-Jen-Jen, you broke my heart. But its nice to know you can read our blog, steal our content, and deficate on our logo, but you can”t return any of our obsessive, fanatical, stalkish e-mails, phonecalls, text messages, Myspace comments, or late night taps on your bedroom window… Your like a female version of Screech, we give you nothing but love, and you Sh*t on us… Oh and I”m still waiting on that 12×10 autographed photo I requested back in Febuary.?.?(Inside Joke)

Pictures from the nights as well as a video of the two partying after the jump.
Continue reading “Britney Pulls a Lohan… but with a Mischa twist”

I see London… I see France…. I see Lohan”s Vagina. Just like your mother”s “Aunt Flow“, at least once every month Lindsay”s happy hole shows it’s self again. Our dedicated friend TC posted this up hours ago on his site, but I thought I would wait until I had a little more proof that the poontang pie belonged to the self mutilating, “Obsession of the Year“, Lindsay Lohan.
Continue reading “Lohan”s Favorite Pose: The Vag Smile”

Photos have surfaced that suggest Lindsay Lohan is a cutter. While Lindsay was in London to host the “World Music Awards”, which the starlet was booed off stage at, photogs snapped away as Lohan exposed scars on her left wrist that appear to resemble self-mutilation scars. The Daily Mail, a British type newspaper, is reporting that photos taken throughout the week shows Lindsay wearing bandages on her wrist, which is now believed to have been put on to cover up her scars.

Bigger Picture, Photos of Lohan With Bandages After The Jump.

Continue reading “Lindsay Lohan Updates: Self Mutilation”

GQ magazine, obviously running out of ideas to get Lohan in for a photo shoot, invented a whole new award for the 20 year old actress… “Obsession of the Year”. That’s right in the magazine”s December issue GQ honors the tabloids favorite victim Lindsay Lohan with the new title. Here’s an excerpt from the upcoming issue:

Can we tell people we’re doing this interview in the men’s room at Yankee Stadium?
Yes. And tell them that we’re dating.

Does it make you sad that celebrity magazines never write about you?
It does. I really wish they would do more. I’m trying to become friends with all the cool famous people, the ones that go to clubs all the time—try to get into those tabloids a little more.

Tell me about an average day in the life of Lindsay Lohan.
It starts out with a 5 a.m. hike through Runyon Canyon to watch the sunrise. Then I go outside, and I try to find the paparazzi. I go down to Robertson Boulevard, try and search for them, find them, and bring them food.

And then what do you do at night?
Well, of course, I’m sitting at the computer all night.

Have you ever read anything interesting about yourself on the Internet?
No. I wish they’d be clever and make something up for me.

There’s some interesting stuff about you. Irocman39 in Skokie, Illinois, says you’re the “smokinest woman on the face of the earth”—
God bless him.

—and that he wouldn’t kick you out of bed for eating saltines.
I don’t eat. Don’t you people know? It’s all about anorexia and bulimia nervosa.

After computer time, when do you go to bed?
No later than 9:30 p.m.—ever. On a good night, it’s eight fifteen.
[Source]

GQ Photos and Behind-The-Scene”s Clip After The Jump
Continue reading “Lindsay Lohan Updates: Winning "Obsession of the Year"”

Have I got a treat for you guys… Well it”s not so much of a treat as an alternate method of weight loss to the ever so popular run way model bathroom tooth brush trick. Think about it… Its everyone’s favorite drugged up Trimspa model Anna Nicole Smith giving birth via cesarean section, to her replacement child Danilynne Hope.

Next we have the highly anticipated “Spider-Man 3” trailer that debuted last night during MTV”s Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Duel“s first commercial break. Come back later for an episode recap as well as an in-depth apology

Lindsay Lohan tired of stirring up publicity by exposing her nipples, gets some more blogger attending with a few choice words for her “still friend” Paris Hilton. Those words: “Paris is a C*nt”. That’s right the mother of all profanic female obscenities, worse then the dreaded B*tch or notorious the Sl*t and even more powerful then the blasphemous G*********S.

And just to make sure you get your daily dose of boob grabbing and has been actors, we threw in this back-in-the-day clip of comedian Jon Lovitz grabbing Jaime Lee Curtis“s left breast right after presenting her with an award at the 1995 American Comedy Awards.

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