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Socialite Kim Kardashian’s break out video just hit the public yesterday to less then enthusiastic reviews.

Apparently Kim is famous for being famous, much like her good friend Paris Hilton, and much like Paris she needed some extra publicity and came out with your standard celebrity sex tape. The original video, which was probably only 25mins long but was redubbed and edited to fill up about a 40min makertable video, features Kim and then boyfriend R&B singer Ray J’s escapades in and out of their private room during a get away vacation.

Although the video released by vivid video to the public is of above average quality, with unnecessary audio dubbing that would make the voice overs of Cinemax’s late night movies laugh, and the same explicit scenes copied and added over different sections of the video that seems almost as a jokingly mock to the viewers intelligence, the “Kim Kardashian, Superstar Featuring Hip-Hop star Ray J” (there title, not mine) is nothing short of a pitiful attempt jump up the ranks of celebritiness.

Any pre-release lawsuits or public proclamations from Kim or Ray J that the video was “Stolen”, “Leaked”, or “Never meant to reach the public” can now officially be considered nothing more then a deluding attempt to save face, and a dishonest effort to build up hype and demand. During the lewd sexual scenes Kim is very vocal, almost as if she was trying to be the lead actress as well as the narrator of her denounced flick, constantly making porn star comments like

“*uck me hard”

and

“*um all over my face”

She refers to her “boyfriend” as “Ray J” to reinforce the continuity of the scandal. Throughout the video there are blatant attempts to speak to the masses through the lens which undoubtedly means the video was indented to be viewed by a larger audience. In fact just moments before she proceeds to going down on Brandy’s brother (the opening scene we bring to you after the jump) Kim actually presents herself to the camera with an introduction of

“Hi everybody its Kim”

This authentication herself to is obvious evidence that she wanted “everybody” to see it. Just before that scene, Ray J is seen saying stuff like

“I hope ya’ll got that”

Once again he’s talking as if he’s expecting to broadcast the film to a large audience.

All-in-all the video it self is decent, but without the rumored “pissing scene” is pretty boring. Without the feel of a real “Sex Tape”, that being a sense of seeing something you were never meant to see, to see a celebrity out of the pubic eye and NOT acting, this tape is more of a Blockbuster 2-day retail, then a must see world wide scandalous video.

A Very, Very, Very, Not Safe For Work 18+ clip and some caps after the jump.

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