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Exclusive captured images from 7th Heaven starlet Jessica Biel’s latest theatrical thriller ‘Next’, reveals a few excitingly disappointing situations.

From what I’ve been able to conclude from it’s trailer using my official VH1 T.S.C. (Trailer Scene Investigator) kit, Cris Johnson played by over the hill action star Nicolas Cage has the ability to see into his own future, a talent that has warranted the attention of the United States government. After escaping the government’s clutches, thanks to some idiot leaving a women in charge of keeping the worlds most eminent person confined, and trying to prevent a nuclear disaster, Cris finds his gal pal played by Ms.Biel (whose 18-years younger then him in real life) strapped with enough dynamite to exhaust JJ “Dyn-O-Mite” Walker. Now Cris has to find the correct path that keeps him out of government captivity, stops an imminent terrorist attack, and allows him to keep bumping ugliest with Jeter’s left over’s.

Although the movies screen captured images (Pictures After The Jump) are so sultry that they could make it into Celebri-Net’s esteemed logo, with an advisory rating of PG-13 we know Cage is going to save the day, and Jessica’s no-nudity clause percentage at 100 you can expect to see more skin at a PETA rally then on J-Biel in this flick.

What I don’t understand is if Nicholas can see into the future, why he doesn’t know that once he beds this beauty, that the divinely unobtainable bedding isn’t as sexually satisfying as it is painfully belittling and shamefully humiliating. If he just works his little magic on the roulette table, and lets the chick get blown up, he’ll avoid losing his fading dignity when he is put through the overpowering, and submissively degrading, dominated positions he’ll be forced into by the she-man butch beasest known as Biel.

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Perhaps someone might be able to enlighten me as to why J-Biel came in 2nd in our “Best Jess” Poll, getting beaten by that twig of an actress Jessica Alba? I put up more animated gifs of Biel, and even included a link to her nude pictorial for Gear Magazine, and you guys still didn”t pick her? I believe either a recount is in order, or some of your might want to throat slap your optometrist and personally upgrade your glasses prescription, because as evidence by these pictures of Biel playing beach racket ball in a tiny white 2-piece, she is obviously the hottest, and most fit of the four contestants.
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Today we”ll be starting a new tradition here at Celebri-Net which were calling “Smoke Our Poll Mondays”. Where each week we”ll cum come and bring you a list of celebrities along with some interesting information, exposing pictures, and provacative animated Gifs, and you”ll have to make a decision on which you think is the best. The evidence we provide for each celebrity is sure to make your decision hard, so you”ll have to come on down, relax, take a deep breath, take your time, and make sure you take our Poll all the way down to the bottom.

This week we invite you to vote for who you feel is “The Best Jess”, that’s right for this week”s SOP we”ll be pinning up three of the world”s top celebrities all linked by a common name: Fantastic Four“s Jessica Alba, “Dukes of Hazards” Jessica Simpson, and “Blade”s Jessica Biel.

Pictures, Animated Gifs, and Short Bios of Each Jess After the Jump.
Continue reading “Vote For “The Best Jess”"

Today we”ll be starting a new tradition here at Celebri-Net which were calling “Smoke Our Poll Mondays”. Where each week we”ll cum come and bring you a list of celebrities along with some interesting information, exposing pictures, and provacative animated Gifs, and you”ll have to make a decision on which you think is the best. The evidence we provide for each celebrity is sure to make your decision hard, so you”ll have to come on down, relax, take a deep breath, take your time, and make sure you take our Poll all the way down to the bottom.

This week we invite you to vote for who you feel is “The Best Jess”, that’s right for this week”s SOP we”ll be pinning up three of the world”s top celebrities all linked by a common name: Fantastic Four“s Jessica Alba, “Dukes of Hazards” Jessica Simpson, and “Blade”s Jessica Biel.

Pictures, Animated Gifs, and Short Bios of Each Jess After the Jump.
Continue reading “Vote For “The Best Jess”"

Video of 7th Heaven star, Jessica Biel, opening up a present for chirstmas as a child.
Continue reading “Jessica Biel As A Baby”

Though fallen angel Jessy does”nt show us too much in this montage from new movie “London” co-starring her real life boy friend and Fantastic Four Flamer Chris Evans, its a must see for every Biel fan.
Continue reading “Jessica Biel”s Sexy Scenes From Her New Movie (NSFW)”