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British magazine Nuts has dug deep into the pasts of today’s famous faces, and come up with a bloody hel (am I saying that right UK?) of a lot of pre-fame nude pictures.

The crafty 9 page spread contains nude pictures of celebrities before they hit it big, with quirky British commentary that will have you giggling all the way through tea time. Celebrities featured with in the magazine include Model Jordan (pre-implants), Heather Graham, Alyssa Milano, Tara Reid, Carmen Electra ( don’t get too excited, they *ucked up its a body-double shown), Kelly Brook, Reese Witherspoon, Naomi Watts, Angelina Jolie, Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Jennifer Connelly, Rachel Hunter, Jennifer Lopez, Kate Beckinsale, Elizabeth Hurley, Eva Mendes, Charlize Theron, Keira Knightley and a bunch of UK “Celebrities” (If you can actually call someone who’s famous in England a Celebrity) that you can look right over. What’s that Keira’s British you say…? WRONG!!! Disney owns that bitch, and as we all know frozen Walter Elias Disney is as American as Nuclear War Heads and as Patriotic as Gisele Bundchen’s unborn child.

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Just in case you”re like the once frequent, but now dormant, Jessica Alba paparazzi bikini photograph and haven”t been circulating around the internet lately, we”ll take a moment to up date you on the biggest and most exciting celebrity media exploit that’s been going around.

British Page 3 model Keeley Hazell has been gaining popularity by doing a special spread for popular UK magazine Zoo Weekly called “Keeley Goes pop“. For this special spread Keeley”s been doing a bunch of different shoots, each one trying it”s best to recreate various popular and controversial pop music videos from around the world. So far she has improved the sexy catholic school girl outfit from Britney Spear“s “Oops I did it again” video, strapped on boxing gloves and striped off her top for her Christina Aguilera “Dirrty” impression, revived the gold butt cheek hanger bottoms from Kylie Minogue“s “Spinning Around” video, added some much needed chest pumpkins to Holly Valance“s “Kiss, Kiss” music video, purified Madonna“s naughty and provocative “Justify My Love” video, satisfied everyone by powering up a heavy duty power tool for her Benny Benassi “Satisfaction” rendition, brought back the 80″s work out leotards from Erica Prydz”s “Call On Me” video, gave Jennifer Lopez a run for her money with her butt showcasing poses from J.Lo“s “My Love Don”t Cost A Thing” Video, and took her Boobs for a walk for her Jessica Simpson “These Boots Are Made For Walking” photo shoot.

Today we bring you the very NSFW version from Tuesdays post of Keeley Hazell putting her second best side on display for your enjoyment, as she gives her best J.Lo impersonation.

“You mean you”re taking the world”s best bottom and mixing it with the world”s top top?” Yup, that’s what I said. It’s like a motorcycle with a force field, a Ferrari with enough room for 12, or a Hummer while playing Halo 3 online. Get it? I know this chick does.

NSFW Nude Video Of Keeley After The Jump, and Jessica Simpson Version Comming In A Little While.

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After seeing British model Keeley Hazell portraying some of the world”s sexiest celebrities as she finishes her final spread for Zoo Weekly”s “Keeley Goes Pop“, I”m more then convinced why A recent study found Keeley was the “perfect women”.

This latest pictorial pins Keeley against two of the worlds top celebrities one known for her amazing rack, and the other known for her world class ass, in their most enticing and most seductively stunning videos. Keeley grabs a towel and some suds and goes head to head with the Daisy Dukes star herself Jessica Simpson as she tries to fill the now infamous pink bikini from her famous remix of “These Boots Are Made For Walking” music video.

Next Hazell adds some Latin spice to her “Keeley Goes Pop” spread, by busting out the J.Lo impersonation from Jennifer Lopez“s beach walking scene in her music video “My Love Don”t Cost A Thing“. K.Zell shows her bootyful posterior, and proves that she’s not just a hot model with a perfect set of breast (Although she’s more then happy to add some boobilious lactation stations to her Lopez rendition), but can also hold her own amongst the top back sides around.

The balls on Zoo Weekly to try to compare two of the worlds best in their respective categories, Jessica Simpson”s and her shirt puppies and J.Lo”s curvaceous caboose. How do they walk around with those kinds of balls in between their legs? Well, I guess that’s why their photos are on our site and not the other way around, because Keeley Hazell puts both of those ladies to shame. These pictures are a must see for any Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Lopez, or Keeley Hazell fan, or just any fan who”s obsession has a vagina for that matter. If Jess and J.Lo would have put her in their original music videos, they probably wouldn’t of had to settle with banging that retarded kid who lived a little too close to the power plant growing up Bam Margera, and that skinny twig with a receding headline Marc Anthony.

Scans from the Magazine and Jessica and Jennifer”s Original Music Videos After the Jump.

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