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British magazine Nuts has dug deep into the pasts of today’s famous faces, and come up with a bloody hel (am I saying that right UK?) of a lot of pre-fame nude pictures.

The crafty 9 page spread contains nude pictures of celebrities before they hit it big, with quirky British commentary that will have you giggling all the way through tea time. Celebrities featured with in the magazine include Model Jordan (pre-implants), Heather Graham, Alyssa Milano, Tara Reid, Carmen Electra ( don’t get too excited, they *ucked up its a body-double shown), Kelly Brook, Reese Witherspoon, Naomi Watts, Angelina Jolie, Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Jennifer Connelly, Rachel Hunter, Jennifer Lopez, Kate Beckinsale, Elizabeth Hurley, Eva Mendes, Charlize Theron, Keira Knightley and a bunch of UK “Celebrities” (If you can actually call someone who’s famous in England a Celebrity) that you can look right over. What’s that Keira’s British you say…? WRONG!!! Disney owns that bitch, and as we all know frozen Walter Elias Disney is as American as Nuclear War Heads and as Patriotic as Gisele Bundchen’s unborn child.

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