Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard splashes on to the pages of Playboy Magazine for their July 2007 “Red-Hot Summer” issue.
Allow me to clear up any debate on whether Amanda Beard’s boob-tastic spread is hurting or helping the “women’s movement” which demands equal respect between male sports and female sports… Men are born stronger and faster then women, thats not an opinion, thats a fact. If you don’t believe me just check out the slowest male’s time at any state championship track event, then compare it to the fastest female’s time in the same event at the national championship (for all your dodgeball dropouts, National Championships are derived of the best athletes from the entire country while State Championships only have the best athletes from it’s state. Making National athletes better than State athletes). I can assure you molasses Joe’s embarrassing state time still crushes steroid Jane’s “exceptional” national time.
The only edge a female athlete posses, that might encourage a person to watch their 2nd best athletic efforts, is their exceptional ability to look so sexy. Which is an amazing accomplishment in it self that women everywhere should be very proud of (:sarcastic sneaker:). I mean, sure Roger Federer can beat Maria Sharapova if he played on his knees and held his racket in his armpit, all while saving a bunch of money on his car insurance, but can he do it without smearing his mascara, and while clenching his buttocks tightly together so a reddish tampon doesn’t accidently drop on the tennis court? Well… Yeah he probably could, I mean he’s freaken Roger Federer, but you see where I’m going with this…
Oh, and enjoy these while you can because for Playboy’s August Issue Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon will be the one wearing the skimpy skin bikini. I had to IMDB her just to find out who the hell she was, but apparently she had a long stint (54 episodes) on NYPD Blue as Valerie Heywood and will be featuring along side rehabit girl Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me. Which gives me two more reasons than I already needed not to see her Playboy spread.
Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard splashes on to the pages of Playboy Magazine for their July 2007 “Red-Hot Summer” issue.
Allow me to clear up any debate on whether Amanda Beard’s boob-tastic spread is hurting or helping the “women’s movement” which demands equal respect between male sports and female sports… Men are born stronger and faster then women, thats not an opinion, thats a fact. If you don’t believe me just check out the slowest male’s time at any state championship track event, then compare it to the fastest female’s time in the same event at the national championship (for all your dodgeball dropouts, National Championships are derived of the best athletes from the entire country while State Championships only have the best athletes from it’s state. Making National athletes better than State athletes). I can assure you molasses Joe’s embarrassing state time still crushes steroid Jane’s “exceptional” national time.
The only edge a female athlete posses, that might encourage a person to watch their 2nd best athletic efforts, is their exceptional ability to look so sexy. Which is an amazing accomplishment in it self that women everywhere should be very proud of (:sarcastic sneaker:). I mean, sure Roger Federer can beat Maria Sharapova if he played on his knees and held his racket in his armpit, all while saving a bunch of money on his car insurance, but can he do it without smearing his mascara, and while clenching his buttocks tightly together so a reddish tampon doesn’t accidently drop on the tennis court? Well… Yeah he probably could, I mean he’s freaken Roger Federer, but you see where I’m going with this…
Oh, and enjoy these while you can because for Playboy’s August Issue Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon will be the one wearing the skimpy skin bikini. I had to IMDB her just to find out who the hell she was, but apparently she had a long stint (54 episodes) on NYPD Blue as Valerie Heywood and will be featuring along side rehabit girl Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me. Which gives me two more reasons than I already needed not to see her Playboy spread.
Boutique starlet, Mila Kunis, is best known for her role as Jackie Burkhar on Fox’s That ’70s Show as well as the girl who took over the voice of Meg Griffin on the Family Guy when Lacey Charbet was excommunicated from the cast.
Well, yesterday an image of Mila Kunis lifting up her shirt to expose her purple bikini underneath leaked onto the net, which usually means I throw it up on our forum and proceed to erase any remnants of it from my mental memory banks, but this time the boring bikini pic was accompanied by an identical un-boring boob pic of Mila lifting up her shirt and exposing her itty-bitty (but still very perty) bare breasts!
The hoaxed breasts picture and the bikini image (or depending on it’s validity: the really sweet boobie picture and the conspired bikini cover-up image) comes to us via egotastic.com, who has no word yet as to which of the two images is in-fact the original photo, and which image was digitally altered.
Eli Roth must be sicker than Abu Ghraib’s last prison guards, because this new leaked clip from Eli’s gore filled flick Hostel II has enough blood, bondage, and boobs to convert rehabilitated Marv Albert back to his sadist self. This sick, twisted clip is so dirty, I had to wash my retina’s out with bleachy soap just to get the entertaining sight of disgust out of my head.
Oh, and if the trembling tears of torment dropping from the young lady being used as human shower head of blood looks a little familiar, thats because she was also in another blood pack movie (that gave us a jaw dropping look at Charlize Theron’s naked body (NSFW)) The Devil’s Advocate. The young girl’s name is Heather Matarazzo, and she was also shedding some intense tears as Barbra, the abused little girl whose story of rape by a man Keanu Reeves is defending, challenges the Chosen One’s moral fiber, and inevitably his soul.
Hostel II is set to induce regurgitation in theaters everywhere June 8th.
WARNING:
Severe Spoiler, and Extremely Graphic Content After The Jump.
Check it out… Female athletes at their finest: 
