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With romantic connections to A-list celebs from Michelle Rodriguez to singer Pink, Terminator 3’s death delivering femme fatale Kristanna Loken has been quite busy coming out of the closet. Recently on her quest to proving her gayness to the world, Kristanna guest stared on ShowTime’s hit program ‘The L-Word’, an awesome show about a bunch of penis-less relationships trying to prosper in a man’s world.

The clip we bring you today features Paige played by Katherine Moennig and Shane (Kristanna Loken) doing the naked rug rub while fantasizing about a possible future together. In their fantasy Paige is dressed up as the working husband, and Shane is playing the part of the tamed house wife whose forced to fix daddy’s tie, and make breakfast for him (ehhh “Her”) and their two bastard children, which is a little weird because in an interview with Pink about her taboo relations with Loken, Pink said:

“[Loken] kissed me and she tried to dominate me and I will not be dominated by anyone”

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So it’s a little hard to image Kristanna being the submissive one in any relationship, I mean the girls 5′11″ with 34B-22-30 measurements, and was the freaking Terminator for crist sake. On a nicer note Pink did admit that Loken’s a great kisser, she even went as far as to say:

“…it’s one of the nicest kisses I’ve had from a man or a woman.”

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A Few Pics From that Relationship:
Loken’s Nip Falls Out while Leaving with Pink
Pink and Loken hook up

Girls’ kissing girls and women raising boys is rubbish. The good news is that with my girlish figure, my new eye waxer, and my uncanny ability to tuck my wee-wee between my legs, I got a pretty good chance with Koken, I mean if Michelle can do it so can I.

Sweet caps exposing Kristanna Loken’s NIPPLE RING (her girlfriend must of made her get it), and a kick ass clip after the jump.
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We received some negative feed back for not showing any nudity with our behind-the-scenes Playboy photo-shoot for WWE Diva Ashley Massaro, as well I assume we should have. I mean where do we get off posting an article about Playboy and not showing any goods? Such deception is expected from push-up bras, theatrical trailers, and Kim Kardashian Sex Tapes, but not from C-Net.

So after the comment, and a look at our SFW to NSFW content ratio, we’ve decided to add some more BTA (that Breast Tits and Ass) as an apology to our faithful viewers. And wouldn’t you know it this lady just happens to have a whole lotta BTA and can shake them like a coke bottle at an Eepybird experiment. Who is she? Why since we were on the subject of Playboy Playmates, who else to help rid us of our deceiver disposition, then the young, hot, and blond, Girl Next Door… Kendra Wilkinson.

Oh and before you rat us out to PB “cease and desist” personnel, know that this clip was taken pre-Fame, pre-Hugh, and pre-Playboy protection. She was just another hot bod at a hot bod contest, when a camera captured her clothes stripping, ass shaking, performance. So go ahead nark, sitch on us to Mr. Hefner, but you’ll only be embarasing yourself and proving that your ex really was “more man then you”. All you other men who still have hair on your balls, and power over the remote, Enjoy!

Clip after the jump.
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This is exactly why I, and Myspace Tom, love supermodels… Because unlike big headed actresses, they are never afraid to get naked, as our favorite supreme model Kate Moss demonstrates in Saint-Barthelemy during a Fashion photo shoot for what is believed to be New York based jeweler, David Yurman.

NSFW picture after the jump.

*Much thanks and credit for the medium quality photos goes to the very Kate Moss dedicated site katemoss.fan-sites.org.

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Socialite Kim Kardashian’s break out video just hit the public yesterday to less then enthusiastic reviews.

Apparently Kim is famous for being famous, much like her good friend Paris Hilton, and much like Paris she needed some extra publicity and came out with your standard celebrity sex tape. The original video, which was probably only 25mins long but was redubbed and edited to fill up about a 40min makertable video, features Kim and then boyfriend R&B singer Ray J’s escapades in and out of their private room during a get away vacation.

Although the video released by vivid video to the public is of above average quality, with unnecessary audio dubbing that would make the voice overs of Cinemax’s late night movies laugh, and the same explicit scenes copied and added over different sections of the video that seems almost as a jokingly mock to the viewers intelligence, the “Kim Kardashian, Superstar Featuring Hip-Hop star Ray J” (there title, not mine) is nothing short of a pitiful attempt jump up the ranks of celebritiness.

Any pre-release lawsuits or public proclamations from Kim or Ray J that the video was “Stolen”, “Leaked”, or “Never meant to reach the public” can now officially be considered nothing more then a deluding attempt to save face, and a dishonest effort to build up hype and demand. During the lewd sexual scenes Kim is very vocal, almost as if she was trying to be the lead actress as well as the narrator of her denounced flick, constantly making porn star comments like

“*uck me hard”

and

“*um all over my face”

She refers to her “boyfriend” as “Ray J” to reinforce the continuity of the scandal. Throughout the video there are blatant attempts to speak to the masses through the lens which undoubtedly means the video was indented to be viewed by a larger audience. In fact just moments before she proceeds to going down on Brandy’s brother (the opening scene we bring to you after the jump) Kim actually presents herself to the camera with an introduction of

“Hi everybody its Kim”

This authentication herself to is obvious evidence that she wanted “everybody” to see it. Just before that scene, Ray J is seen saying stuff like

“I hope ya’ll got that”

Once again he’s talking as if he’s expecting to broadcast the film to a large audience.

All-in-all the video it self is decent, but without the rumored “pissing scene” is pretty boring. Without the feel of a real “Sex Tape”, that being a sense of seeing something you were never meant to see, to see a celebrity out of the pubic eye and NOT acting, this tape is more of a Blockbuster 2-day retail, then a must see world wide scandalous video.

A Very, Very, Very, Not Safe For Work 18+ clip and some caps after the jump.

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2005’s RAW WWE Diva search winner Ashley Massaro is quite eager to prove to the world that she’s not only deserving of the opportunity to wrestle in the world’s “leader in sports entertainment“, but even worthy of a title shot at the Woman’s WWE Championship. Ashley is so adamant that she has put her body on the line to promote her match at this years upcoming WWE Wrestlemania 23 on Sunday, April 1st.

Ashley fractured her left fibula during a Women’s Royal Rumble on RAW February 20, 2006 because of what some critiques have claimed to be her inexperience and amateur wresting skills in the ring. After the devastating injury, Ashley was forced to make appearances on RAW only as her character, participating in skits with Divas like Mickie James and Trish Stratus to help facilitate the shows already existing “entertainment storyline“, and was prohibited from engage in any wresting for the next few months while she recovered.

When she was finally able to step back in the ring, WWE majority shareholder Vince McMahon moved her from the hot slot on Monday Night RAW to the less popular Friday Night SmackDown!. Many feel it was Vince’s opinion that Ashley wasn’t skilled enough to wrestle on WWE, but because she had such a strong fan base he had no other choice except to keep the diva sequestered on the Friday Night show.

Since her demotion to SmackDown! Massaro has been managing and working very closely with the Tag Team Champions Paul London and Brian Kendrick, and claims that she has learned allot from the pair gaining some much needed techniques and confidence in the ring.

So with her newly refined wresting skills, 8 months without a match to prepare, and a need to re-prove her self to her devoted fans, her apprehensive boss Vince, and the World she has since become newly acquainted with, Ashley “Stars” Massaro has stripped off her cloths and posed nude for Playboy magazine in an attempt to promote and gain attention toward her Wrestlemania 23 match.

April 1st will unquestionably be her biggest to match to date, she’ll be facing mean lean Melina for the WWE Women’s Title. Melina’s known for her ruthless methods, her evil ambitions, and her repugnant hatred for Playboy playmates. Also on the wrestling line up that night, billionaires Vince McMahon and Donald Trump have put their hair on the line on one bout, with the resulting loser forced to shave his head BALD on the spot.

Ashley disrobed for the magazine under the pseudonym Ryan McKenzie in January 2004, but with her punk attributed backwards hat and charismic piercings on, and her trademark Star tattoo not only on her in full view but literally plastered all over the set, fans of WWE and Massaro will be delighted that this appearance in Playboy is based off of Ashley Massaro’s own personally and real life WWE character.

NSFW Photos after the jump, but you can view her SFW stuff photo shoot featuring a pierce-less, hat-less, tattoo-less Massaro in our Forum HERE.

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Rose McGowan must really believe in her new flick because she has been doing every publicity stunt in the book to promote ‘Grindhouse‘.

Just like she did back in 1998 with her infamous transparent dress the actress wore while walking the red carpet with Marilyn Manson at the MTV movie awards just a few months before the premeire of ‘Jawbreakers‘ (which had a special cameo by none other then Marilyn him self, and un coincidently the role Rose is best known for), the “Charmed One” has done everything from faking an eating disorder, and hyping up a hospital visit, to posing provocatively for a Men’s magazine. Now she’s gone and done the most blog attention grabbing, post picture promotional plug there is… Our favorite sheer shirt see-through shot.

Keep your ears to the ground for her “accidental” vag flash, or a “leaked” (but some how well choreographed) private tape, just in time for the DVD release in the fall.

Uncensored Pic After the Jump.
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British magazine Nuts has dug deep into the pasts of today’s famous faces, and come up with a bloody hel (am I saying that right UK?) of a lot of pre-fame nude pictures.

The crafty 9 page spread contains nude pictures of celebrities before they hit it big, with quirky British commentary that will have you giggling all the way through tea time. Celebrities featured with in the magazine include Model Jordan (pre-implants), Heather Graham, Alyssa Milano, Tara Reid, Carmen Electra ( don’t get too excited, they *ucked up its a body-double shown), Kelly Brook, Reese Witherspoon, Naomi Watts, Angelina Jolie, Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Jennifer Connelly, Rachel Hunter, Jennifer Lopez, Kate Beckinsale, Elizabeth Hurley, Eva Mendes, Charlize Theron, Keira Knightley and a bunch of UK “Celebrities” (If you can actually call someone who’s famous in England a Celebrity) that you can look right over. What’s that Keira’s British you say…? WRONG!!! Disney owns that bitch, and as we all know frozen Walter Elias Disney is as American as Nuclear War Heads and as Patriotic as Gisele Bundchen’s unborn child.

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Because of Despite all the controversy over her drug relapses, stories of poor work habits, boyfriend thieving, vaginal flashes, nipple pops, and side boobage, paparazzi princess Lindsay Lohan has managed to grace the cover of GQ magazine for next month’s “Love, Sex and Madness” issue, an issue that broke record sales last year with their “Virgin” story on model Adriana Lima.

Last year GQ proclaimed Lohan “Obsession of the Year” when the fashionable men’s magazine chose her for their August cover, pictures as well as a behind-the-scenes clip from that revealing issue can be found Here. The magazine, pleased with the response the issue brought, released an even sexier set of outtake photos last December.

April’s 2007 issue is expected to hit stands March 27th, where inside readers can expect an intimate Lohan interview that was actually originally conducted while the “Mean Girls” star was still recovering in rehab [Source].

Because of Despite all the controversy over her drug relapses, stories of poor work habits, boyfriend thieving, vaginal flashes, nipple pops, and side boobage, paparazzi princess Lindsay Lohan has managed to grace the cover of GQ magazine for next month’s “Love, Sex and Madness” issue, an issue that broke record sales last year with their “Virgin” story on model Adriana Lima.

Last year GQ proclaimed Lohan “Obsession of the Year” when the fashionable men’s magazine chose her for their August cover, pictures as well as a behind-the-scenes clip from that revealing issue can be found Here. The magazine, pleased with the response the issue brought, released an even sexier set of outtake photos last December.

April’s 2007 issue is expected to hit stands March 27th, where inside readers can expect an intimate Lohan interview that was actually originally conducted while the “Mean Girls” star was still recovering in rehab [Source].

Back-up songstress turned side-kick actress Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson graces the cover of the convened men’s magazine ‘Maxim‘ to promote movie masters Robert Rodriguez’s and Quentin Tarantino’s newest project ‘GrindHouse‘ staring the Fergilous flower. The spead is part of the magazine’s April ‘07 limited Edition 3 cover set Issue, the over two covers will feature Rose McGowan and Mary Elizabeth Winstead two of movies leading ladies, leaving Marley Shelton the only Grindhouse Gal not to make next months cover.

Pictures After the Jump.
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