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Ok so they”ve decided to bring back another 90″s cartoon and turn it into a blockbuster movie, and as usual I”m just a sucker for a remake… Can”t wait for some other childhood favorites to make it to the big screen… I”m talking some Thunder Cats, some G.I. Joe, some Voltron, another He-man, hell I would mind watching a Dark Wing Duck feature film. Let’s bring back Fraggle Rock, some Care Bear Stares, a little My Little Pony, Jem… Ok so I only had one television in my house and an over powering big sister growing up, but I still don”t care what any of you say, JEM is HOT!

TMNT Trailer After The Jump.
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A few has been actors, singers, and reality nerds get together for a new Celeb-Reality show called “Armed and Famous”. The show follows celebrities Erik Estrada, La Toya Jackson, Jack Osbourne, Trish Stratus and Wee Man as they train to become sworn police officers for the Muncie, Indiana police department. Only in order to become an official police officer, trainees must endure a 250,000 volt shock from one of the department”s standard issued tasers.

Video of Some Of The Celebs Getting Shocked After The Jump.

Credit Goes to CelebrityHoneys.com for the Find
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More pictures from Alba”s come back bikini tour from Tuesday”s post. This set mostly features Jessica Alba“s undoubtedly best ASSets.

Albanian salad nice, fresh and ready for a good tossing, I bet you wouldn”t mind sticking a thumb or two up that bad boy…
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The long awaited moment is finally here… For years the Simpson sisters have been ever so elusive when it comes to the inevitable “celebrity nip slip”, using Hollywood tricks like double sided nipple tape and avoiding the flash photo see-through educing black sheer tops to ensure their privates stay private and their fans stay disappointed. But finally nose job Ashley has finally fallen victim to the most unavoidable nipple popping situation in celebrity mess up history; the tide tumbling, top tipping, beach bobble known as the Bikini top malfunction, caused by a loose fitting bikini, some too big to contain boobies, and a small, sneaky, wily wondering wave. Great things always seem to come out at the beach, thank you God for sun, sand, and stupidity.
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And you all thought she was anorexic, but it turns out as evidence from this picture that she’s just hasn”t been able to afford her cannibalistic cravings since “Full House” went off the air.

Olsen twin Mary-Kate is photographed at what would appear to be the end of a long drug induced night, in the sort of setting we all thought she hung out around but never had the evidence to prove until now. MK is seen gnawing on the leg of a girl who”s apparently ecstasied up and stripping on a table, with another girl”s legs spread in the background, and yet another girl passed out on the couch with a hand down her pants.

This looks like a scene out of the movie “Kids“, I don”t think uncle Joey would approve, she”s wasting her time trying to bite a chunk out of the drugged up delirious dancing diva, when she should just “Cut-It-Out“… Ok so it was a lame attempt at a Full House joke, how about… Uncle Jesse should tell her to “Have Merrrcy” on that poor girl’s leg??? You know what why don”t you write something better? Its just too bad I can just post up a picture of your face, cause I”m sure that’s hilarious.

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A candid captured dormant Jessica Alba who became world famous for her bathing suit body and paparazzi beach photos, finally resurfaced again yesterday almost perfectly in sync with the release of the new Fantastic Four movie trailer.

So falling right into Alba’s publicists’ plan, we”ve posted up the trailer for “Fantastic Four – The Rise of the Silver Surfer” for any of you other tools out there. I know you might hear me say this a lot, I guess I”m just a sucker for trailers, but this preview looks pretty good. With the addition of a new Marvel character, especially one of Silver Surfer”s caliber and fame, as well as the compelling dynamic of an Invisible Women and Stretchy Man marriage, this new sequel promises to give audiences a fulfilling 2 hours. Quite unlike ruthless dictator Saddam Hussein’s quick and torture less execution.

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Obviously jealous of Jessica Biel stealing the spotlight recently with her Playing With Balls photos, and definitely offended at our comments about how we felt J-Biel should have taken the “06 Best Jess Poll, “Fantastic” beach bottom beauty Jessica Alba hit the waters with her own ball and gave her best appeal to just why she”s above all the rest.

Alba was seen wearing a strapless bikini that seem to perfectly accent her protruding nipples and barely cover her flawless fanny, while throwing the old pig skin around in the clear blue waters of Miami. The event seemed almost as a mock of fellow Jess”s recent paparazzi beach pictures where the 7th Heaven starlet Biel was photographed playing racket ball and sporting a double strapped white two piece bathing suit.

You never really know how much you miss something until you get a little taste of it again. I remember a time when I would wake up early like a prepubescent child on Christmas morning and dash to the computer to get a glimpse of the newest Alba paparazzi beach photos, as they seemed to be new and more revealing photo”s almost on a daily basis of her picking wedges, on all fours, and making sweet passionate love in the ocean.

Now here we are a few months later and I”m making anorexic jokes and bad mouthing the “Sin City” stripper, I feel like Britney Spear”s children, just cause their parents haven’t been around lately doesn’t mean they”re not awesome. I”m sure as soon as she is done drinking and flashing her vag around all night long Britney”s there burping goodnight cosmo kisses and tucking them in to bed. And I”m positive that when Kevin”s finished whooping John Cena”s ass in Florida, he’s home just in time to tell them how much he cares. Sorry Alba for ever doubting your hotness.

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Iraq ex-President Saddam Hussein was hanged on the first day of Eid ul-Adha, December 30, 2006 at approximately 06:00 local time (03:00 UTC). The execution was carried out at “Camp Justice,” an Iraqi army base in Kazimain, a neighbourhood of northeast Baghdad.

Saddam was buried at his birthplace of Al-Awja in Tikrit, Iraq, 3 km (2 mi) from his sons Uday and Qusay Hussein, on 31 December 2006 at 04:00 local time (01:00 UTC).[Source]

I am by no means trying to glorify, cheer, or admitting our approval of the killing or “execution” of a man, even one of Saddam”s sadistic caliber, by posting the full video of his hanging. It is simply an historical event that we feel should be acknowledged and allowed to be witnessed by all who wish to.

I was watching the Twilight Zone New Year Marathon last night on the Sci-Fi channel when around 2am eastern an episode by the name of “I Am the Night—Color Me Black” came on about a hanging that you might appreciate as being quite appropriate for the current real life situation.

WARNING Saddam”s Graphic and Very Not Safe For Work Video After The Jump.

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