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“Beetle Juice” Beauty Winona Ryder was digitally enhanced for her role as “Donna” in Richard Linklater“s re-animated sci-fi thriller “A Scanner Darkly”, but not the way you might have expected.

A Scanner Darkly is an adaptation of Phillip K Dick“s novel where he presents a “Not too distant Future World” that’s plagued by a new, highly addictive, extremely dangerous drug called “D”. Effects of the new drug include hallucinations, memory loss, and psychological disorders all stemming from brain damage.

The movie was filmed using real life actors Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr., Woody Harrelson, and of coarse Winona Ryder, but were all digitally re-animated to give the movie a cartoonish look. Basically the film as a whole was reprocessed, where the end result creates the effect that the entire movie was created through extensive computer animation, and not through actual real time film.

The scene we bring you today has Keanu”s character engaging in some extra curricular activities with Lisa Marie Newmyer, who you might recall being dismembered and eaten by Elijah Wood and then mounted on his wall in another flick set in a completely computerized world; “Sin City”. But instead of a nude Lisa lying next to Reeves on the bed after the sex romp, his drug-induced confusion shows us a nude Winona. To appease his bewilderment Keanu later reloads a video of the night where a fast forward playback of the karma-sutric sexual ballet with Newmyer is shown and a freeze frame display of what he believes was a topless Winona is brought up. The frame is then transferred onto a futuristic holographic bed where a hologram image of Lisa is shown transforming into Winona.

Unfortunately to the dismay of all you “Edward Scissorhands” fans, it has been revealed that Winona originally filmed the scene wearing a top, but it was later digitized out and replaced with a realistic looking pair of bare breast.

It’s amusing to see how nudity places such a vital role in the success, or should I say in the conventional standards of a movie. There is no reason why Richard Linklater could have just left the scene the way it was without adding the unnecessary nudity, but he obviously felt that it was needed to boast popularity or give in to today’s audience expectations of a feature film, that being nudity from the lead actress.

Now Miss Nevada”s sash is getting taken away because she got drunk one time a few years ago, made a couple of bad decisions, and alowed someone to take some explicit photos. When she should really be praised, and just have the Miss USA competition add a Wet T-Shirt contest after the evening gown portion of the show, that’s sure to boost rating and gives these young girls a more believable and tangible role model, and a category that they can put into practice at ye old tavern down the road. Realistically how many girls to you know walk around with a plastic smile, one hand on their hip, and wave by rotating their wrist and keeping their arm completely motionless? Not including Nicole Kidman“s unmovable botoxed face(she doesn”t have the choice.)

Winona”s Digitized Nude Scene, And a Bonus Clip Of Natasha Valdez“s Topless Scene After the Jump.

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Perhaps someone might be able to enlighten me as to why J-Biel came in 2nd in our “Best Jess” Poll, getting beaten by that twig of an actress Jessica Alba? I put up more animated gifs of Biel, and even included a link to her nude pictorial for Gear Magazine, and you guys still didn”t pick her? I believe either a recount is in order, or some of your might want to throat slap your optometrist and personally upgrade your glasses prescription, because as evidence by these pictures of Biel playing beach racket ball in a tiny white 2-piece, she is obviously the hottest, and most fit of the four contestants.
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Another Miss USA contestant has taken a tumble.

Miss Nevada USA was stripped of her title Thursday after racy photos of her appeared on the Internet, pageant officials said. Some of the photos show Katie Rees, 22, kissing other young women, exposing one of her breasts and pulling down her pants to show her thong underwear at a party in Tampa, Fla.

“Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007,” said Paula M. Shugart, president of the Miss Universe Organization, which owns the Miss USA pageant and others.

Rees” dismissal comes two days after Miss USA Tara Conner was allowed to keep her tiara when she agreed to go into alcohol rehab and a day after an anti-drunken driving group cut its ties with hard-partying Miss Teen USA Katie Blair.

Pageant officials declined to provide a telephone number for Rees and said they didn”t know when the photos of her were taken.

Rees” attorney, Mario Torres, of Tampa, defended the blonde beauty queen in a statement sent to the entertainment television show “Extra.”

“Katie Rees Miss Nevada USA wants the public to know she was 17 and had a lapse in judgment,” he said. “The actions on that evening in subject are in no way indicative of the person she is or the person she has become. … She is a law-abiding citizen and talented adult. This was an isolated incident that occurred more than five years ago when she was a minor.”

Shugart made the decision to jettison Rees, and pageant co-owner Donald Trump supported it, said Miss Universe Organization spokeswoman Lark-Marie Anton.

Trump, who co-owns Miss Universe with NBC, gave Conner, 21, a second chance after meeting with her Tuesday. Trump said Conner, who agreed to undergo drug testing, was a good person with a good heart and deserved to keep her title.

“I think Tara is going to be the great comeback kid,” Trump said during his televised announcement, with a teary-eyed Conner by his side.

Apparently, there will be no comeback for Rees, whose reign was truncated because of the photos.

-Adam Goldman [Source]

Full Set of Uncensored Raunchy Photos After The Jump.
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You wouldn’t be able to tell from the cover of January”s Issue of Maxim Magazine (as Party of 5 star Lacey Chabert“s jaw dropping image glorified the cover) but songstress Willa Ford had an extra seductive photo spread in the issue that didn’t leave too much for the imagination.

Willa”s best known for her “I Wanna Be Bad” song off of her debut album “Willa Was Here”, but also had a good run on the latest season of ABC”s celebrity reality show “Dancing with the Stars”. Ms. Ford and partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy was eliminated fifth, with NFL running back legend Emmitt Smith and professional dance partner Cheryl Burke emerging as the season 3 winners [Source].

Well if her Maxim pictures “didn’t leave too much for the imagination”, then these nude photos Willama did kick imagination in the nuts, slaps it in the liver, and tells it its mom is a donkey dick licking whore.

Willa”s Full Maxim Spread After the Jump.

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Yesterday we introduced you to 20 year old actress Megan Fox, the leading lady in Michael Bay”s latest “Transformers” project. Today we threw up a couple of clips from Meg”s appearance on CBS”s “Two and a Half Men”, and give you a few more reasons to believe why #68 on FHM magazine”s “100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006“, who told the deceased men’s magazine in her interview:

“I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy”

should be moving up a few numbers for next year”s poll.

This girl has got everything going for her; she”s young, hot, has more sex drive then Screech with a fresh tube of KY and Miss USA drunk in his hotel room, and will be the sole sexy starlet for next summers most anticipated blockbuster movie. Yea she probably has more then meets the eye with her extensive veteran television experience and actually acting abilities, but with a body like that who the hell cares.

Four Clips Of Megan After The Jump.

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In honor of famed Director and ground breaking producer Michael Bay“s latest theatrical released trailer for the movie adaptation of the 90″s popular cartoon “Transformers”, I”ve decided to give you a sneak peek, or a heads up if you will, on the next big name sexy celebrity starlet.

Michael Bay has always opted to turning young struggling actresses in to leading lady celebrity obsessions through his box office hit movies, instead of trying to use big name celebrities to attract more attention to his films (like some other directors we know try to do), making him the world”s unofficial leading sexy starlet creator.

Casts from his previous movies include some of the worlds most sought after celebrities, and highest paid actresses, but before the Bay bettering roles these women were mere C list celebs and Hyde nightclub rejects. Michaels success stories include casting pre-Cover Girl beauty Scarlett Johansson in his movie “The Island” back in 2005 attributing to her consideration for Best Cleavage in Hollywood for 2006 (which Scar inevitably won). Before that he gave a feature role starved and under appreciated actress Jessica Biel a chance to shine in 2003″s “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” remake, paving the way for her 2005 Esquire”s Sexiest Women Alive victory. Sexy Underworld vampress Kate Beckinsale was nothing but a risky no name Brit Celebri-Not when Michael gave her the gift of Celebrity Life by letting her costar in 2001″s “Pearl Harbor” along side Hollywood juggernauts Ben Affleck and Cuba Gooding Jr. Of course its difficult to give credit for giving fame to an offspring of Aerosmith”s front man Steven Tyler, which by very definition pretty much already grantees acclamation (Unless your this one), but before pointy eared Liv Tyler was whispering elfinese in “The Lord Of The Rings” trilogy she was trying not to miss a thing and saying her last goodbyes to Bruce Willis in Michael Bay”s “Armageddon”. Michael even gave main stream movie birth to Vanessa Marcil with some extra direction in “The Rock” before she landed her famed role on NBC”s “Las Vegas“.

So continuing in Michael “The Midas” Bay“s tradition of taking ordinary young performing women, and turning them into captivating Hollywood goddesses, and in turn box office gold, Bay bestows the entire hotness obligations for “Transformers” entirely on another little known actress” perfectly positioned soldiers. The lady Michael choose for the movies” expected “Hottie Factor” is none other then, and appropriately named, Megan [the] Fox, who you might forget from ABC”s canceled soap horror “Hope & Faith”, or more ashamedly you may recognize from this little scene where Megs “Dance Dance Revolting” side-by-side and head-to-head with everyone’s favorite panty less tabloid princess Lindsay Lohan in the movie “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen”. A side from those few embarrassing appearances, you might recall seeing Megan”s picture on February’s Page of FHM”s 2006 calendar.

With a list of captivating creations including J.Biel, Scarlett and Beckinsale, I”d say you guys had better stock up on your Megan Fox trivia before July 4th, because she’s a shoe in to be the next big thing in “07. So what does that little tattoo just below her Navel that reads “Brian” in scriptive lettering stand for? No, not for the binge drinking, eloquent speaking, white furred, Family Pet, Brian Griffin(Although I wish it was). It’s for her, as of November, fiancé Brian Austin Green, that’s right THE Brian Austin Green. Not too cool for school Dylan McKay, or hopefully bad girl Valerie Malone, Megan Fox is engaged to that geeky little nerd David Silver from 90210. I don”t know what was worse finding out that B.A.G. bagged Fox, or that weird looking kid from wired science, married sex icon Jenny McCarthy. What is it about has been actors that attract now hot actresses?

FHM Spread and a Few Clips of Megan After the Jump.

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A new trailer for next years “Transformers” movie, an adaptation from the cult classic cartoon, was released yesterday and it looks amazing. It appears that Michael Bay decided to take all the childish cartoon quarks out of the hit series “transforming” (you like how I put that pun in there… nice and subtle…) it into a more adult theatrical flick, one that’s definitely acceptable by next generation”s standards. A must see clip for any Optimus Prime fan!

Trailer After the Jump.
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As speculated last month by our forum moderiater PhreeCelebs, recently leaked caps featuring big butt beauty Vide Guerra in an overly revealing wet white T-shirt were taken off her new DVD : Vida Guerra Exposed. The clip takes us behind-the-scenes of one of Vida”s most revealing photo shoots.

Good Quality Stills, and The Behind-The-Scenes Video After the Jump.
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Publicity princess Paris Hilton stars as a South Beach University sorority president, who puts the latest group of freshmen pledges through a series of grueling and humiliating tasks to prove that they are worthy of acceptance. This clip, taken from the movie “Pledge This!“, features Paris dressing in an arousing red laced two piece lingerie night gown and waking her less then attractive pledges for another fun filled day beginning with a little “sexual exercise”.

Hmmm, Paris teaching her less popular underling followers how to become accepted through embarrassing set stunts, and overly obscene activities. Sounds like anyone we know? This movie is like some thing straight out of a Page 6 novel, it might have well been called “The Autobiography of the Come back Girls Britney, Lindsay and soon To Be Elisha“.

I”d rather tune into the real life propaganda filled escapades of Sorority house Iota Bea Sluta, with hen master Paris Hilton and pledges Britney Spears aka C-Scar, and Lindsay Lohan aka Slices-Self.

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A photo claiming to be of SNL improve artist Amy Poehler sunbathing topless has been circulating around recently, and although there has been no conformation as of yet whether the picture is actually of the “Weekend Update” co-host, facial features for the flat chested pink nippled reading lady do resemble that of funny girl Poehler.

Who cares if this small breasted nerd actually is Amy? Who the hell would want to see Amy nude anyways? As a matter of fact who the hell would want to see a small breasted nerd naked, especially if said nerd is the girl who plays Amber “The One-Legged Hypoglycemic”? I guess I do because I clicked on the link… And I guess you do, because you’re reading this… So swallow what ever pride you have left and Just click on the “Continue Reading Link” you tiny weenie titty lover you.

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