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Rappers Redman and Raekwon of the fragmented group Wu-Tang Clan were performing
at BBkings this past Tuesday and had a few choice words to say about Def Jam records President and newly unretired veteran artist Sean Carter aka Jay-Z, aka J, aka Jigga, aka Hov, aka, Hova, aka The King of New York.
In between sets while Wu-Tang”s performance was stopped, a hype man for the group asked the crowd if they were “feeling “Kingdom Come”“, Jay-Z“s come back album that recently hit stores, to which the audience replied with a roaring vocal wave of “No!!!!!” followed up with a loud collective boo. The question prompted Wu-Tang rapper Raekwon to jump up and share his views on “Hov” and his latest album.
Kwon reassured the crowd that he didnt know the hype man was going to bring up the “Kingdom Come” topic, but was very glad that he did, because Kwon had a few things he”s been meaning to say about Jay-Z and his new album. Raekwon then went into a tirade on how he felt Jay-Z had sold out and made an album for the money instead of creating it for hood, and then followed up his critiques with a pride filled “I don”t a F*ck about Hova”. After his tirade on Beyonce”s boy, Kwon covered his ass by dropping a few lines on how he feels every mans entitled to their opinion and hes just expressing his.
Rap mogul Sean Carter has not publicly made a response to Wu-Tang”s comments yet, though this is not the only incident where the rapper has been called out. Resembling a quarrel straight out of WWE, fans were treated to an amazing theatrical beef with once friend Nas over the past couple of years, until it was finally settle last year with Jay-Z hiring Nas into the Def Jam family. Also recently, “Dipset” rapper Jim Jones best known for his latest “We Fly High” single, released a track dissing Hov to which Jay-z has already released a response diss track implying “[I"ll] push you wig back further than Tyra Bank”s head line”.
I don”t know what the hell Raekwon is talking about, why the hell would someone want to make a record for the hood. All the “hood” gives you is bullets in the back and herpes in the front. Trust me I know from many years in the Celebrity Gossip Hollyhood ghetto, where the price of respectful journalism results in gory pictures of shots in the face, and scars across the belly.
Video of Raekwon”s Rants After the Jump.
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A lingerie company by the name of Agent Provocateur hired super model Kate Moss to be the head of their latest ad campaign entitled “The Four Dreams of Miss x”. The campaign, broken into 4 separate videos, features Moss narrating and re-enacting dreams where the model is wondering around in extremely provocative lingerie. The company is releasing each video separately, the first 2 of which have already been released, the next is set to release January 10th 2007, and the last of the Miss X videos coming March 1st 2007.
The Agent Provocateur”s lingerie commercials became infamous after their first video featuring British singer Kylie Minogue became banned for being much too raunchy, and immediately became an underground internet sensation.
Since we know how much cameltoe likes Kate, and since the second video of Miss X”s “Dreams”entitled “Scale” was recently released, I thought it would be nice to post it up for your (and cameltoe“s) enjoyment.
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Last year Agent Provocateur, a lingerie company, released a shocking commercial of UK pop princess Kylie Minogue provocatively riding a mechanical bull dressed in nothing but the companies signature night wear. The response was less then enthusiastic, the commercial was immediate banned everywhere for being too raunchy for society standards.
Although the commercial at first was not embraced by the general public, it quickly became an underground sensation thoughout the internet. Appearing on Blogs and websites everywhere created enough publicity and hype for the company, that it was able to later enlist a then A-list celebrity Kate Moss for its newest video ad campaign, which Agent Provocateur decided to keep the full videos online and only release edited and shortened version for television.
Full Banned Video in Its Entirety After the Jump.
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Check out these three behind-the-scenes clips from Page 3 model, and FHM”s 2nd Sexiest Women In The World, Keeley Hazell“s latest spread where she brings back and puts a little extra bounce into an 80″s workout video, then packs on some logging equipment to get working on some very hard wood. The shoot comes as the latest part of Zoo Weekly”s “Keeley Goes Pop” special edition in which this time Hazell re-enacts a couple of UK”s Billboard chart topping hot music videos, “Satisfaction” and “Call On Me“. Scans from the magazine of the shots that made it to press can be found here.
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According to reports by contactmusic.com “Charlies Angel” star Cameron Diaz is receiving surgery on her nose for what she is claiming to be a “medical condition”, and not anything that has to do with improving her looks. Guesses are that Cameron wishes to repair damages she received from numerous breaks mostly due to surfing, her last of which occured back in September when the actress was in Hawaii[Source].
Maybe she does want to fix a “medical condition” and maybe she wants her nose to look good for her upcoming premiere of her latest flick “The Holiday” staring Jack Black and Kate Winslet that hits theaters December 8th, just about the time it takes for a person to recover from a little rhinoplasti. Who knows? It doesnt really matter because although it did work for Ashley”s wicked witch of the west nose, it sure as hell didnt work for Fergie”s Butter face, and her old wrinkly ass needs a lot more work then just a little nose carving to fix her image.
Sorry Diaz fans but shes past her prime, shes not Stanley Ipkiss” sexy 22 year old twirling dance partner, or that 25 year old white tank top wearing wanton window women anymore, shes a grumpy 34 year old lady who pisses off paparazzi like that wicked old lady on the corner who scares all the neighborhood kids every time a ball gets over her fence.
Sexy Pictures of Cameron Diaz Wet in a Bikini After Surfing Following the Jump.
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Finally, continuing in Zoo Magazine”s theme “Keeley Goes Pop” where beautifully busted model Keeley Hazell impersonates different sexy pop singers in their most provocative music videos, Keeley poses as hot heart throb Benni Benassi and electric diva Erica Prydz from their ultra popular music videos “Satisfaction“, and “Call On Me“.
Wait, who?.?.?. Ohhh according to Benni”s Wiki page shes actually Benny with a “y” and HE is an Italian disc jockey, and that other girl I was talking about is actually “Eric” and HE“s more of a Swedish DJ then an “electric diva”. Their music is apparently super popular in the UK, and their videos have hot girls in them, which is what Keeley is actually portraying. So I guess Zoo”s not really following in the same theme as before at all, which does explain why Keeley”s posing as a logger with power tools, instead of a Catholic school girl with no top.
What happened to “Keeley Does Christina Aguilera” or “Keeley Does Kylie Minogue“? I should have known that Zoo”s “Keeley Goes Pop” spread was headed toward leotards when they started to impersonate Madonna. You know you got a good thing going when you do sexy X-Tina, or British pop tart Kylie, but when you start to pose as a plump c section scared up has been, or a 40 year old (Like a) virgin, then you know its time to hang up the gimmick and just get back to basics… Making Keeley try on bra”s and having someone tape her. Damn Brits always taking a good thing too far.
Enough ranting, pretend I never mentioned Benny and his “Satisfaction”, or requested that you “Call On” Eric, and check out these smoking hot scans of Keeley Hazell nude posing as… as… As a struggling stunt double for Jennifer Lopez in her flash dance video, and as the last know survivor of Camp Crystal Lake (Those chicks are always hot).
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Yesterday morning around 5am paparazzi photographers were given a tip by Elliot Mintz (Paris” Publicist) to go to the Beverly Hills Hotel [Source], where they unexpectedly found Britney Spears and Paris Hilton walking hand in hand retreating to Paris” car. While the photogs clicked away at the new BFFs, one of them asked Paris if she had actually hit Lindsay (a claim that Lohan had made earlier that night), to which she replied:
“No, ask her she”s right there. Lindsay ["Hey Babe" Lohan replied], tell them the truth.”
And directed the paparazzi attention away from the car to Elliot escorting the tabloid princess herself Lindsay Lohan to the vehicle. Lindsay then told cameras:
Paris never hit me, she”s my friend, everyone lies about everything. She”s a nice person. I love her, shes my friend. Yes, were all friends… She never did that. She”s a good girl, she”s a nice person. I”ve known her since I was 15. Please, stop making it like we hate each other.
I like that “everyone lies about everything” comment Pinocchio made over there. Thats funny cause a camera filmed YOU claiming that “[Paris Hilton] hit me with a drink and she poured it all over me and it hurts and it”s not okay”(Video after the Jump). Its hard to know your publishing “lies” when the person your writing about is the one who starts the allegation. Especially when your the one Lindsay who asked for a camera man to record a statement that you start off with saying “…And I “m saying this on tape”, in an effort to reinforce the fact that you wish to publicly declare the incident.
Lohan was obviously paid by Paris or Elliot, how else do you explain her quick change in a story she was so very adamant about just hours earlier? Not to mention that she is being paraded around like a walking talking Page Six article by Paris Hilton“s PUBLISIST!!! I mean first she called Paris a “c*nt” and a second later denied it, now she claimed that Paris hit her and immediately retracts that.
Either Lindsay is a really dumb girl with a drug addiction whose been taking a few more Xany bars then she should be and doesnt remember every thing she says, or shes a very intelligent business women who knows how to strike up publicity and immediately cash in on it. My bet is she”s proabably the first one, but either way she”s got me tuning in, this is like the Surreal Life but with a little more Surreal and a lot less Life.
Videos of Lindsay Claiming Paris Hit Her, and Then Saying That She Didn”t After The Jump. And Pictures of Britney Spears” Upskirt With No Panties From The Same Night Here.
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New photos from yesterdays post of Britney Spears getting into Paris Hilton“s car with out any underwear on were released today and although Paris asked the photographers “[Not] be perverts” when they tried to lower thier cameras to the ground in an attempt to get some photos of her hoo-hoo, the pictures still caught the newly single pop princess” glory hole and a not so little c section scar.
It would appear Christmas came early to the Berverly Hills Hotel, as Ho, Ho, Ho, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan all pack them selfs into Hilton”s Mercades. I like the council Britney decided to go with for her “come back” publicity tour. I”m sure Paris is just whispering into her ear “Sex tape… Thats how you get famous again, just look at me. Thats what I did and look how awesome I am now.”, then you got Lohan in her other ear saying, “Nah you want fame, just flash the paparazzi my famous pose… The “ol vag smile. Do that once or twice a month and your golden”.
But who knows, they”re probably right I mean look your reading this aren”t you. So maybe this is exactly what Britney needs to get her ass back in to the public”s eye.
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Last week we brought you scans of Keeley Hazell”s Zoo Weekly spread of her imitating Madonna from her 1990 music video “Justify My Love“, as well as two behind-the-scenes clips, and today we bring you 6 HQ wallpaper pictures from the shoot.
Check out the rest of Keeley”s Special Edition Spread including clips and photos from her Christina Aguilera, Kylie Minogue, and Britney Spears shoots Here.
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Another day another alleged Britney and Kevin Sex Tape leaked footage. Per usual our pal, and future partner TastefulCelebs.com is the first to post these exclusive shots.
Seems like everyone”s trying to propagate their own Britney Spears sex tape, first it was the 19 second supposed “Britney Blow Job” now its these screen shots of what publications are claiming to be Brit and K-Fed participating in some sexual activities on a late 1980″s bed cover. Its a little hard to disprove these “screen shots” as being authentic when they only show the pictures where Kevin”s face is blocked, and all the pictures are in a Paris Hilton green night vision color. But we will mention if they are real then one of the world”s richest, most fashionable couple are having sex on bed covers that look like they came from a cheap yard sale, a bed that resembles uncle Ted”s used futon, and that Britney”s provocative thong is from Walmart”s Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen clothing line.
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