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Alicia Keys’ Ass Steals the Show

I sat down last night to watch a movie called Rx, which is probably the most simplistic movie title in the history of cinema. Not to be outdone the plot of the film is also simplistic (not to mention beat to death): Three people drive down to Mexico to party hearty and score some drugs [...]

Alicia Keys Looks Like a Wax Figure

I was getting ready to write something witty about the creepy vibes I’m getting from these pictures (what’s with the goofy facial expressions?) when I heard something scratching at the bathroom door (no, I wasn’t writing this on the shitter). I thought nothing of it at first and tried to concentrate on the task at [...]

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