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Only For My Fellow 80′s Babies

Only For My Fellow 80′s Babies

I very rarely get an erection while watching 22 sweaty men groping each and playing with their balls, but yesterday I certainly did. And this time it wasn’t because of a lack of coordination, an inability to run without flaring their arms and Polamalu’s sexy perm made me think I was watching the lingerie bowl. [...]

Jessica Simpson Sued Over Unreleased Fitness Video

Jessica Simpson Sued Over Unreleased Fitness Video

Times are tough for Jessica Simpson; Her boyfriend Tony Homo cheated on her with some brunette hussy in Jessica’s own bed, over the last few months she’s put on more weight then me when I’m at the gym (serious my quads are ripped) and now she’s being sued by Alex Astilean, CEO of Speedfit, for [...]

Keeley Hazell: “Touch your breasts”

Keeley Hazell: “Touch your breasts”

While American celebrities like Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere are using their star power on feudal causes like voting, UK celeb Keely Hazell is focusing her efforts on a much greater cause: BOOBS! More specifically demanding vivacious young women regularly rub, touch and caress their breast while letting me watch to ensure their boobie’s sexy [...]

Keeley Hazell 2009 Calender Scans

Keeley Hazell 2009 Calender Scans

The economy is about to blow up, gas is starting to be priced like it’s some kinda high class hooker (paying more money for the exact same services we were getting on the street corner last year), and we could be falling into another great depression. Which I don’t really know what that is, but [...]

Keeley Hazell’s Disappointing Playboy Pictures

Keeley Hazell’s Disappointing Playboy Pictures

If you haven’t picked up a copy of Playboy magazine’s September issue be sure to do yourself a favor and DON’T! The let-down issue boasts a plethora of disappointment, starting with it’s cover. The September cover features a fully clothed Anna Faris. Which is usually not a problem with Playboy because they tend to tease [...]

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