I don’t think I gotta ask because we already know what the dominant movie for 2009 is going to be, but I thought I’d post up all of the trailers for this summer’s most anticipated films. Hopefully by posting more then 1 video I will help satisfy the criticism coming from some our feminist readers who think I’m too one-sided just because I happen to have a penis that makes me more superior then them in every way. Except of course for housekeeping and driving dangerously too fast or alarmingly too slow. Oh, and taking way too much pride in minor accomplishments like running a mile in less then 9 minutes, or beating level 3 in Mario Bros. on their 15th try, or “only eating a yogurt for lunch”.
There you go ladies… Consider myself humbled…
Official Site: http://www.transformersmovie.com/
Starring: Megan Fox, Shia LaBeouf and Josh Duhamel
Release Date: June 26th, 2009
Decepticon forces return to Earth on a mission to take Sam Witwicky prisoner, after the young hero learns the truth about the ancient origins of the Transformers. Joining the mission to protect humankind is Optimus Prime, who forms an alliance with international armies for a second epic battle.
Official Site: http://www.gijoemovie.com/
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Rachel Nichols, Ray Park and Christopher Eccleston
Release Date: August 7th, 2009
Paramount Pictures and Hasbro, whose previous collaboration was the worldwide blockbuster “Transformers,” join forces with Spyglass Entertainment for another extraordinary action-adventure “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.” From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos. “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.” is directed by Stephen Sommers (“The Mummy,” “The Mummy Returns”). In theaters August 7, 2009.
(C) 2009 Paramount Pictures
Official Site: http://www.startrekmovie.com/
Starring: Chris Pine, Rachel Nichols, Diora Baird, Simon Pegg and Winona Ryder
Release Date: May 8th, 2009
A chronicle of the early days of James T. Kirk and his fellow USS Enterprise crew members.
Official Site: http://www.fastandfuriousmovie.net
Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster
Release Date: April 3rd, 2009
When a crime brings them back to L.A., fugitive ex-con Dom Toretto (Diesel) reignites his feud with agent Brian O’Conner (Walker). But as they are forced to confront a shared enemy, Dom and Brian must give in to an uncertain new trust if they hope to outmanuever him. And from convoy heists to precision tunnel crawls across international lines, two men will find the best way to get revenge: push the limits of what’s possible behind the wheel. In theaters April 3, 2009.
(C) 2009 Universal Pictures
Official Site: http://www.landofthelost.net/
Starring: Will Ferrell and Anna Friel
Release Date: June 5th, 2009
Will Ferrell stars as has-been scientist Dr. Rick Marshall, sucked into one and spat back through time. Way back. Now, Marshall has no weapons, few skills and questionable smarts to survive in an alternate universe full of marauding dinosaurs and fantastic creatures from beyond our world – a place of spectacular sights and super-scaled comedy known as the Land of the Lost.
Sucked alongside him for the adventure are crack-smart research assistant Holly (Anna Friel) and a redneck survivalist (Danny McBride) named Will. Chased by T-Rex and stalked by painfully slow reptiles known as Sleestaks, Marshall, Will and Holly must rely on their only ally – a primate called Chaka (Jorma Taccone) to navigate out of the hybrid dimension. Escape from this routine expedition gone awry and theyre heroes. Get stuck, and they’ll be permanent refugees in the Land of the Lost. In theaters June 5, 2009.
(C) 2009 Universal Pictures
Official Site: http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/yearone
Starring: Jack Black, Michael Cera and Olivia Wilde
Release Date: June 19th, 2009
When a couple of lazy hunter-gatherers (Jack Black and Michael Cera) are banished from their primitive village, they set off on an epic journey through the ancient world in Columbia Pictures’ comedy “Year One.” Harold Ramis directs. The screenplay is by Harold Ramis & Gene Stupnitsky & Lee Eisenberg (“The Office”) from a story by Harold Ramis. The film is produced by Judd Apatow, Harold Ramis, and Clayton Townsend. In theaters June 19, 2009,
(C) 2009 Columbia Pictures (Sony)
Official Site: http://www.disney.com/up
Starring: Plummer, John Ratzenberger and Edward Asner
Release Date: May 29th, 2009
From Disney•Pixar comes “Up,” a comedy adventure about 78-year-old balloon salesman Carl Fredricksen, who finally fulfills his lifelong dream of a great adventure when he ties thousands of balloons to his house and flies away to the wilds of South America. But he discovers all too late that his biggest nightmare has stowed away on the trip: an overly optimistic 9-year-old Wilderness Explorer named Russell. From the Academy Award®-nominated director Pete Docter (“Monsters, Inc.”), Disney•Pixar’s “Up” invites you on a hilarious journey into a lost world, with the least likely duo on Earth. “Up” will be presented in Disney Digital 3-D™ in select theaters May 29, 2009.
(C) 2009 Walt Disney Pictures, Pixar Animation Studios
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Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
We added Harry Potter for you my liege…