If your like me then you opted out of going to the bar and watching the highly unfavored Cleveland Browns put the spanking on the till-now undefeated Super Bowl Champion Giants. And instead drank a glass of Merlot while draped in a flower covered robe that matched the towel around my head almost perfectly and watched last nights episode of MTV’s “The Hills” with the gals.
Well, jokes on you assholes. Not only did I get a fresh coat of homopink paint on my toenails and a much needed facial but I also got to watch Audrina Patridge take off her bikini top and go skinny dipping. Which is much more fulfilling then having my dreams of a perfect season crushed and my buddy talk me out of slitting my meaningless wrists with the beer bottle shards left over from cracking it over the head of an out-of-place and obnoxiously heckling Browns fan standing next to me who had NO BUSINESS WEARING THAT BROWNS JERSEY TO A BAR IN NEW YORK DURING GAME TIME YESTERDAY!
OK, so obviously I watched the game but you can still check out the video and some sweet caps of Audrina being coerced into taking off her top in front of the cameras, again, that I found from last night’s episode.
Head over to MTV’s Overdrive to watch full episodes, including this one, of “The Hills”.
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