Esquire Names 2008′s “Sexiest Woman Alive”…

Esquire Names 2008′s “Sexiest Woman Alive”…

It’s that time again. When some men’s magazine declare who they feel is the #1 hottest celebrity of the year. Which teen queen or tabloid princess is decked out in a little more then a tiny t-shirt for this year’s top spot on the who’s hotter-o-meter?

It’s 42 year old Halle Berry! That’s right, while the world spent last night debating who was the most qualified to be the next leader of the most powerful country in the world (which Obama decisively won) Esquire‘s November magazine tackled the really tough issues and declared Halle this year’s “Sexiest Women Alive”.

Inside the issue, photos taken by Cliff Witt (the same photographer from her May 2007 pictorial with Esquire) show Halle wearing sexy t-shirts with some of Esquire’s most famous magazines covers from over the years on the front of them. Covers that featured celebrities like Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, George Clooney and Herself.

Halle, who just gave birth to a baby girl in march, dethroned last years Brazilian beauty Charlize Theron for Esquire’s esteemed title. But don’t think squeezing a football through a hole the size of a golf ball has entirely negative effects on the human anatomy as Christina Aguiler and Britney Spears have demonstrated. Berry says her post-preggo breasts bod is better for the process:

There have been some men in my life who have been wickedly sexy and have taught me much about sexual pleasure. There are a few men I should thank, and others I need to forget. But I don’t regret. To hell with regret. I like what I am now, I like being a mother. I like my body better since I became a mother. I feel sexier as a result of becoming a mother.

Thats nice, but how has your 40+ age affected your ability to climax during intercourse?

What else? Ah, yes: the big O. You know that stuff they say about a women being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true. And in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damned good orgasms these days. Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two. And I wouldn’t let a man control that. Not anymore. Now I’d invite him to participate. I’ll tell you this: I’ve ;learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I’m not all about frequency. I favor intensity.

The Academy Award winning actress from 2001′s Monster ball (the first African-American women to ever win) also credits her age as the source of her superb bedding abilities:

You see, the years go by and you learn, and that just deepens your understanding of every experience. And then sex is better – it feels like you’re in control, and you’re sort of not in control at the same time, and that is completely satisfying.

See that Jessica, it’s your fault that you never orgasm during the 30+ seconds of perfuse pounding from a personal technique I call “love making”. And to think, for the last 5 years all the women I have so politely courted over the years have always blamed ME for THEIR mistakes. The nerve!

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[Photography by Cliff Watts - Scans by KroqJock]

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[The Covers From Esquires Previous "Sexiest Woman in the World" Issues]

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