Sarah Palin’s Playboy Cover

Word is there is some kinda of election coming up in November. In case you missed it: there is some out-of-touch old guy running for the position of most powerful man in the world. His running mate, whose SOLE RESPONSIBILITY is to step in when ever the president is unable to fulfill his duties (i.e. death, hospitalization or campaign time-out), is an sexy hot female named Sarah Palin from “The Great State of Alaska” (guess who calls it that) with absolutely no political experience on a national level.

Some overly harsh critics have deemed Sarah “unqualified” for the position simply because she won’t take improve questions from reporters or give prepared interviews with news journalists because she’s either currently uninformed on the important issues she will be in charge of if elected in 40 days or she’s too ignorant to answer any political questions without adding too many gaffes (a verbal boo-boo like saying “I can see Russia from my house” when asked for legitimate foreign policy credentials).

However, there’s one man who feels she has the right governing body. Playboy’s Hugh Hefner tells OK magazine he thinks the 44 year old Governor would be a perfect candidate to pose naked for his coveted men’s magazine:

“Palin would make a great centerfold, I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about a really sexy-looking woman wearing glasses. Imagine what she’s like when the glasses come off! It would be a new definition of the word ‘vice’ in vice president.”

FINALLY!!! A candidate that offers a sexy smile and big boobs instead of the usual apt intelligence and solid political platform that guarantees to help me and my middle class family economically, financially and insurance wise in the coming years. What a relief!