The Gig is Up on the Girls Next Door

Posted by Celebri-Net | SFW in Bridget Marquardt, Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson on 09 25th, 2008 | 3 responses

Prepare yourself for the mosts shocking~~less~~ news you’ll hear this week since Clay Aiken’s trite confession to People magazine: The Girls Next Door are ALL ending their relationships with Hugh Hefner… I’ll give you all a moment to bring your jaws back up… Better?

If your up-to-date on all the GND gossip that has been circulating the web recently feel free to skip the next few paragraphs and scroll down to the bottom of the page to watch a new interview of Hef and his girls where Kendra and her big mouth let a few ~~pussies~~ cats out of the bag. For everyone else who would like to waste some time catching up on the recent drama surrounding the trio continue reading.

A few weeks ago, reports of a possible blond babe break up started when photos hit the net of Holly getting close and cuddly with the only magician still able to fool the double-mirror savvy intellectuals of 21st century. Hugh quickly dismissed the events as propaganda and rumors. Saying, “The reality is the girls and I are all together,” adding “… Holly shares my bed on a nightly basis.”

Oh so everything is fine then, right? Wrong. Hef then had this to say:

“I love Holly very much, but she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t on the cards for me. So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition.”
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On monday, an inside source at the playboy headquarters told WWTDD.com that Hef’s youngest blond Kendra Wilkinson is in fact ENGAGED to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. If this is true, what Kendra told E! in the video below might actually make sense (a task rarely accomplished by the ditsy 23 year old Playmate):

Kendra: Do you think Hef would give me away at my wedding.
Holly: Oh my god. That would be so cute.
Hef: Like father of the bride? It would be my honor… Wait a minute now, let me think about that. Do I really want to give her away? Nooooo.
Bridget: We’re talking about in a couple of years. You might be tired of it [by then].

This is starting to look more fishy then McCain’s campaign time out. Especially with this response to the question of where he wants to be in a next couple of years from a very content sounding Hefner:

Host: You pretty much got everything.
Hef: Yea. I’ve expressed on more then one occasion that this is the absolute best time of my life,” adding “in large part that’s because of these ladies (Kendra, Holly and Bridget). The happiest, most romantic time of my life.

Ok, so he’s happy where he is with the girls and he’s not going anywhere. Then why is Kendra making is sound like he is?

Kendra: We just cleaned up Hef’s life. Once he wants to move on (rolling her eyes in sarcasm). I think that, like to tell you the truth I think all three of us were kinda nervous about it because we really do want to see [Hugh Hefner] with good people, with good girls. We just don’t want you see the skin and the hair and thats it. [Holly, Bridget and Me] are actually good people inside in our hearts but we all have blond hair.
Hugh: You want to go farther to [make sure they have] a good body too.
Holly: [laugh]
You need to know the girls before you start dating them.
Bridget: We have to put [Hef's future girls] through the test first. We have criteria.
Kendra: We don’t want bad girls with Hef.

Sounds like Hefner is FINALLY tried with this group of girls and is trying to incorporate some new bodies into his life. That’s what happens when you past that quarter century mark at the stay-fresh Playboy mansion.

Watch the unraveling of Hef’s relationships with Bridget Marquardt, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson in the 5th season of ‘The Girls Next Door’ premiering October 5th on the E! channel.

UPDATE: WWTDD Gives Us a Break Down On What and Who Hugh and the Girls are Doing Next

– The sixth season will be the last for Girls Next Door. Hef has made the decision to end the show and his relationship with Kendra and Bridgett. He and Holly are still together, for now. Season 5 will be the last with the three original girlfriends. Season 6 will focus on finding replacements, maybe two, maybe three.
– The search is already underway. Two new girls, one 19 and one 22, were at the Playboy mansion this past weekend as possible replacements. They are not current Playboy or professional models, both have regular jobs.
– Miss October 2008 Kelly Carrington may be on the short list to become one of the new girlfriends.
– Dasha (this girl) is not on the list to replace Kendra or anyone else. That story was put out by her people. There is no validity to it.
– Kendra is absolutely engaged to Hank Baskett. She has to deny it publicly for the sake of the show but in reality Hef knows and is fine with it.
– Bridgett really has not had sex in three years. She is dating someone but they have not slept together. It’s not clear why, maybe a lingering sense of loyalty to Hef. He would not care if she did. Hef adores Bridgett and wants the best for her, including a happy relationship, as long as its kept quiet for a few more months.
– Hef is with Holly, Holly is with Hef. For now. They have made no decision about their future. He can’t marry her but they have tried to have kids, so far unsuccessfully. She is not sleeping with Criss Angel. She does like spending time with Criss, but she also like spending time with Dave LaChapelle and other flamboyant gay guys. Feel free to reread that last sentence and draw your own conclusions.

3 Responses to “The Gig is Up on the Girls Next Door”

whatever says:

September 25, 2008 at 2:21 pm

the spelling in this article sucks
Celebri-Net | SFW says:

September 25, 2008 at 2:28 pm

This must be your first time here because the spelling always sucks. Much like your mother does when we play “guess the body part”.
Kendra Wilkinson Judges a Bikini Contest | Celebri-Net says:

October 7, 2008 at 11:42 am

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