Brooke Hogan Talks About Playboy, Sex, Fake Breasts and Politics

In our latest episode of Brooke Hogan Is A Terrible Role Model, the blonde bumshell tells Howard Stern on his radio show that it’s very important to educate yourself about voting, especially in this election. And she should know, because she doesn’t even know who the current vice president is [Video Below].

“I feel it’s unfair to be judged by this whole voting thing,” she whines, mentioning she keeps getting static for being an airhead about politics (listen to the whole thing above). But when Howard asks who the veep is now, she says she deosn’t know and defends herself with, “There’s too many frickin’ people in office!” Yeah, like Mayor McCheese and David Palmer, right? (For people new to The Juice*, the answer is Dick Cheney.)

“I know that it’s very important,” she wheedles “… I’m just really not in the know.” Then she reaffirms our faith in the electorate by declaring, “I actually looked into registering; I’m having my bookkeeper register.”

Stop the world, we want to get off. You know things are bad when the biggest highlight of her segment on the show is announcing that her D-cup breasts are real, and that mom Linda has had augmentation.

“She was enhanced, because she was really really flat-chested,” Brooke says. If only there were some program on television about the reality of what went on in the Hogan household … a reality TV show, if you will. That would be fascinating.

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