Lindsay’s arrival outfit might have provoked teenage boys across America to lock their bedroom doors for a little “personal time”, but what about desensitize internet addicts who need more then just same cleavage pictures and a scrotum clamp to get their jollies off?
Lucky the top heavy lesbian groupie came to the 2008 VMA’s with a second side-boob-exposing outfit in hand to help facilitate not only her pubescent male fans but their computer fixated fathers and erectile dysfunctional grandfathers.
Unfortunitally Lohan’s choice of attire seemed to emphasize the current apex of her breast’s steady migration south. Which might account for the lack of photos the web has yet to produce of Lindsay in her second outfit. Could this be the begining of the end for Lindsay’s tabloid dominance?
It’s a little ironic if you think about it – the very same boobs which catapulted her to internet stardom at the TENDER age of 17 may eventually become the very same objects responsible for her DOWN FALL…
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