In Maxim’s upcoming December issue, the ultra popular men’s magazine will be naming Sarah Michelle Gellar as their 2008 Women of the Year. I know what your saying:”Sarah Michelle Gellar? Why, her breast aren’t even that big?”. Well before you pass judgment King Leonidas, you should know that in Ms. Gellar’s defense, the Buffy Slayer is putting down her wooden stake for some Wood-And-Skank when she takes the role of a porn star struggling to land her own reality show in Richard Kelly’s (Donnie Darko) much anticipated flick, Southland Tales… Original. Some excerpts from her pictorial:

Our readers have been asking us to get you on the cover for years. Why now?
Lots of things, I’m 30, and I’m promoting a bunch of different dinks of movies. I like to shake things up every once in a while. It’s good to leave people wanting more, but I don’t want to leave them waiting too long or they’ll lose interest. Besides, how could I not do a Maxim shoot when I have a movie coming out in which I play a porn star?


Exactly. In Southland Tales, you’re a porn star who is trying to get her own reality show. It’s quite a departure from Buffy.
I ran the gamut in the films I made this year. When you think about who should play a porn star, don’t I just pop into your mind? The character I play is sort of Arianna Huffington meets Jenna Jameson.


How were the sex scenes?
For a porn star, I didn’t get much action. I filmed a love scene on Thanksgiving, and I had eaten all this turkey and mashed potatoes and was like, I seriously have to film a sex scene right now? I was so tired from all the tryptophan that I just wanted to sleep.


Did you keep any x-rated props from the Southland set?
I did try to take home the case for my character’s porn video. To make the cover look authentic, they put my face on someone else’s body. Normally if I see those pictures on the Internet, I’m calling my lawyer and suing someone! But because of my contract they had to destroy all the pictures. They let me pick the body of the girl they put my head on. I picked one with a curvy body and butt.

So you’re an ass woman?
No one wants to see a girl with a flat ass.


Will any real Sarah Michelle Gellar sex tapes be surfacing?
I doubt it. I think that character was it for now. I got that side of me out. I’d come to the set every day and the Rock, who plays my boyfriend would laugh at me. I’d be wearing six-inch Lucite heels and lots of spray tan. I was beyond orange, and I couldn’t handle the fake nails at all. I couldn’t do anything while I was wearing them- I had to ask other people to unbutton my jeans so I could go to the bathroom


Have you ever seen any of the porn versions of Buffy?
Yeah, I think there was Muffy the Vampire Layer… We had a cast viewing in one of the trailers. You know you’ve made it when they make a porn version of you.


Tara Reid once told us that she still has fans coming up to her and saying, “I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars,” her infamous line from The Big Lebowski. Does anybody ever come up to you and say, “You can put it anywhere,” from Cruel Intentions?
Oh, all the time. You just sort of go, “Really? Anywhere?”.

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RobbyR has Scans from the Magazine over on His Site.