You gotta thank her mother for passing down Brooke’s “womanly features” such as her small girlish figure, her vain interest in vanity plates, and of course her most womanly attribute: her inability to drive. Wait, I think I’m thinking of the wrong offspring. So then who was it that gave her that massive physique, those ridiculous thighs on her ATOMIC LEGs, and a conscience capable of deceiving the thousands and thousands in attendance, and the millions and millions watching at home?
“Hulk” was the answer we were looking for… Terry “Hulk” Hogan.
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