No? Well then today’s not your lucky day. Even though Amy’s head targeting retina’s are quite visable in this clip from her newly promoted sextape, thanks to Ms.Fisher’s plastic surgeon, you wont be able to advert your stare away her freshly baked bosoms. Trust me I tried… TWICE!
You all remember Amy right? The 17 year old beauty, born and bred from the Island of Long, who shot her lover’s wife in the face (point blank) so her and her boyfriend could live happily ever after like some sort of surburban-day fairytale straight outta a Desperate Housewives‘ script. All of which would have went exactly as planed except Amy didn’t know that the wife was impervious to bullets, Joey only thought of her as a Tuesday night booty call, and that “I didn’t know I couldn’t do that” wasn’t an acceptable defense for attempted murder. Oh well, lesson learned.
Very NSFW, uncensored video can be found HERE.
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“Hi, Mary Jo. My name is Amy Fisher and I’m going door-to-door today trying to raise money for what will eventually be prison fund. Care to contribute? No?”
*shoots her in the head*
“How about now?”
Those damn solicitors are so dag-gone persistent. Amy is actually the reason why I installed an electric shock door bell button. Which is why today’s my favorite time of the year. I’m the only one who gets MORE candy with each trick-or-treater that stops by. All my friends and love ones have learned to knock.
Other Advantages to Ring and Sting Door Bell System:
1. Saving money on Firehouse Donations
2. Free Girl Scout Cookie
3. Two Words: Jehovah Witness
I agree with everything except the trick ‘r treaters.
It’s by birthday ferchrissakes!