Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman Kinda Kiss

The 2007 MTV Movie Awards can pretty much be summed up by these few event: Sarah Silverman announcing to the audience that “Paris Hilton is going to jail” and the crowd responding with cheers of excitement just as the camera cuts to Paris’ reaction, Pirates of the Caribbean’s Johnny Depp accepting the award for (Spoiler Warning) Best Movie and pretending that when he thanked the writers it was actually genuine and not just commanded into his ear to do so by Jerry Bruckheimer, the producer of the movie,without realizing MTV’s microphone could pick up his whispers (He actually pulled it off pretty well, pausing for a moment as if he didn’t want to forget anyone, and then coming back with a revelation to “thank the writers”), and of course this kinda kiss by Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel.

P.S. Quick question for anyone who watched last night, where the hell was Megan Fox? I know she was there because AuGusT posted the pre-award red carpet pictures in our forum, but every time Transformers presented, or accepted, an award the entire cast was there except for her. Were they afraid of what her tattooed ass would say on live television, was she seated too far back that it would have taken her too long to reach the stage when ever the cast was called up, or were producers just afraid that her hotness was too awesome for viewers to handle? I’m guessing C, because just watching her walk the red carpet I had to change my briefs three times, and if she was giving anymore on-air time I could of run outta underwear to change into, and would have been forced to put on my limited edition G.I. Joe tighty whities I brought last week when I was a kid.

*Caps Curtesy of jessicabielcentral.com