Ali Larter’s Secret Stripping Powers

Sure Superman might be faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, but can he give me a boner stiff enough to penetrate the outer fat flaps of Rosie O’Donnell’s vaginal passage? I sure hope he can’t. But, as we can tell from this clip of Ali stripping on stage, that’s just what powers the sexy Ali Larter yields every Monday at 9/8c on NBC’s hit television show Heroes.

Although I’m not quite sure how using her special gifts to get naked on a private web cam, and give guys seductive lap dances, is going to save the cheerleader or save the world, but I’ve never wanted to be a diabolically evil genius more in my life. Except that time I was a diabolically evil genius and utilizing only a power drill, an old converted diesel truck, and a half Philopean-half Eskimo man with a prosthetic arm, coerced the entire cheerleading squad to get completely naked for me. And then once Plan A didn’t work, I used a small hidden camera, a wireless internet connection, a black sharpie, and a strangely new “Mandatory Post-Practice Shower” sign.

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