Quick LC Sex Tape and Heidi Breast Augmentation Update

To go along with a couple of quotes we got from MTV Reality World’s interview with ‘Hills’ star Heidi Montag, we added this clip from Stuff Magazine’s March 2007 issue where you WON’T find 20 year old Heidi on the cover due to Stuff’s strick age restrictions [source], but you WILL find 20 year old Heidi in the video drinking alcohol due to Stuff’s party hard regulations.

First off was to help with rumors every ‘Laguna Beach’ fan, all ‘The Hill’s’ lovers, and any resident of cell block 12 is a so dying to know about. Unfortunately, when MTV Reality World asked about fellow cast mate Lauren Conrad’s alleged sex tape in a question that was obviously meant for Heidi, her live in boyfriend Spencer interruptedly responded:

We heard the tape does not exist and we’re here for Lauren and we feel bad that these rumors are going on.

When asked if Heidi Montag would like to unnecessarily verify rumors anyone who looks at Heidi’s love lumps could very well do instead, Heidi gave the tabloid translation of “Yes, but I’m a little ashamed about the matter because I haven’t told my mother yet”:

No comment.

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A. Heidi shouldn’t be ashamed, she’s on a show based in Beverly Hills called ‘The Hills’ and had breasts like an open plain. It’s like Jason trying to be on a show based in Long Island called ‘The Long’, although the irony of the title might be enough for 2 reunion specials, the eventual consequences of betraying the viewers would be devastating.

B. As every Staten Island Cheerleading Catholic School girl (NSFW) and every iChat, picture phone, or Rapidshare Premium account holding boy knows, according to Article IV section B paragraph 2 of the Bill of Bragging Rights; as the best friend of co-tape conspirator Jason, Spencer would have been given any and all access to the tape immediately following the accomplish filled task of pressing the stop button on that glowing red light LC assumed was just the phone charger.