What If Keeley Was A Giant

32E breasts are ok if you only like knockers as big as K Stern’s sense of denial, but what about melon lovers who like their women’s chest cushions to be as big as, and as delectable as, say Stay Puft Marshmallow Man’s fluffy soft cranium? Well freaks, have I got some good news for you…

The good folks over at Kontraband.com posted some pictures of Page 3 sensation Keeley Hazell, UK’s REAL topless glamour girl, from a shoot that seems to have been shot by a leg-less infant midget little person from every fat person’s only recourse favorite sexual position… The bottom.

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