Lacey Chabert Is That You?

Since sweet Lacey played Claudia Salinger, the youngest of all the siblings on Fox”s hit show “Party Of Five”, she sure has moved up. Moved up in cup sizes I mean of course. Unfortunately though America still is unable to see past her “Little Claudia Salinger” past, forcing her to take teen bop roles like Gretchen Wieners in “Mean Girls”, and playing the voice of Eliza Thornberry in the “Rugrats” and “The Wild Thornberry Movie”. Did you know she was the voice of out cast family member Meg Griffin in the “Family Guy” before flat chested Mila Kunis took her place. Which explains why the Griffin family used to be a lot nicer to Meg during its first season… And I bet you didn”t know the voice to the Pregnant Lady married to crippled neighbor Joe Swanson on the same show is actually Jennifer Till? Just a little something for you to comment on at the old water cooler tomorrow.

The very cute, and soon to be known as seductively sexy, Chabert has never taken off her cloths in order to boost her career… Bad choice… Mark my words America, this young lady will soon be faced with the decision to bare it all, or continue a remedial life of Thornberry voice overs. Fortunately I believe that she will soon choose the right path, in fact I think I”ll drop a convincing little Myspace comment later on tonight. And when she does decide to show some skin, she has the potential to become more famous then any other “Party of 5″ member, including that c*ck teaser “Ghost Whisperer” Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Don”t believe me? No? O.K. lets do the math real quick… The “Mean Girls” cast included such names as Lindsay Lohan, and Rachael McAdams… Now, both at the time that the movie came out were basically nobody”s, but are now among the worlds elite, why? NUDITY!… If it wasn”t for Lindsay”s constant nip slips, and Rachael McAdam“s nude scene in “The Notebook”, they would probably be doing pacifier sound effects for Maggie on “The Simpsons” right now. The only thing separating Lacey and super stardom is a small nip clip.

These photos from Maxim Magazine“s January “07 issue is definitely the next step in that inevitable process of evolving from cute child actress to sexy leading starlet. Soon it will be the straight to DVD flick featuring Lacey in a few explicit topless scenes, like Salma Hayek did in the movie “Ask The Dust” that featured the long awaited skinning dipping scene that won Mr. SkinÂ’s Top Nudity Scene of 2006, or like child actress Brittany Daniel“s nude appearance in “Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders” flick which landed in on #3 on the list. Before Brittany Daniel did any nudity she was just “that girl from Sweet Valley High”, now she has her own show on the CW network.

So stop with the incessant smiling and start with the indecent stripping Lacey!!!

Full Scans and Extra Pictures From the Shoot After the Jump.

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